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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2003 8:37:22 pm PST #7181 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow! So statistical analysis is cool, but a preferential ballot is too complicated? <eyeroll>

We never covered preferential ballots in grade school, but averages were covered way early. t matching eyeroll


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 11, 2003 8:50:04 pm PST #7182 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I think mean is best. It's always seemed the most averagey of averages to me.

(Mean means average, dude.)


John H - Mar 11, 2003 9:03:24 pm PST #7183 of 10001

A new version:

ITEM 1: FORMAL DISCUSSION THREAD

Do we want a separate thread for actual voting discussions?

A yes vote on this Item means you would like a new thread, that will be solely dedicated to formal discussion of future items put forward for voting. This thread will only be open during the designated days of formal discussion.

A no vote means you do not want a new thread. (Presumably in this case, all discussion will take place in Bureaucracy.)

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ITEM 2: CLOSE DISCUSSION

Do we want to close the talking about a subject when the voting starts?

A yes vote on this item means that you would like to end all discussion on a given item when voting starts.

A no vote means you would like to continue discussion through the voting period.

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ITEM 3: VOTER TURNOUT

How many Buffistas does it take to make a vote count? Do abstentions count toward this?

For the first question, put a number between 10 and 100 into this box, please: [  ]

For the second part, it's a simple yes or no.

If you vote yes, you would allow people to register their vote as an abstention -- that is, with no preference for either choice -- and that vote would count toward the minimum number.

If you vote no, you want only votes that prefer one option to count toward the minimum.

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ITEM 4: SECONDS

a) Should more than one Buffista be needed in order to move something to formal discussion and vote?
b) if so, is there a minimum number of people who have to agree before a proposal moves to formal discussion? Put a number between 1 and 10 into this box, please: [  ]


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2003 9:10:29 pm PST #7184 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, post 7179 was more than a little snippy.

But you know what? If people say preferential balloting is too complicated for them, it is. If they say quantum mechanics isn't, it isn't.

You can't argue that away. Or snark it away.

It just is, and the implication that I'm being wilful or recalcitrant because I don't agree with the POV? Makes me snippy.

I apologise for expressing my defensiveness.


John H - Mar 11, 2003 9:10:39 pm PST #7185 of 10001

(Mean means average, dude.)

Mean is the meanest of averages. It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves. "Mode" is French and means "the most fashionable number". "Median" means "strip of grass in the middle of the road" so you just pick the most boring number.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2003 9:20:29 pm PST #7186 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves.

Nuh-uh. That only works if all the averages are averages of the same number of numbers.

I like the idea of using the mean.


John H - Mar 11, 2003 9:25:05 pm PST #7187 of 10001

Sorry Hil. I know nothing about math. But that's another seconding, or a vote for, the mean.


Jon B. - Mar 11, 2003 9:25:49 pm PST #7188 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I was joking.

About the stat analysis snark. And that we would even consider using something other than "mean" to mean "average."


DavidS - Mar 11, 2003 10:38:39 pm PST #7189 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mean is the meanest of averages. It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves. "Mode" is French and means "the most fashionable number". "Median" means "strip of grass in the middle of the road" so you just pick the most boring number.

Thank you, John, for reintroducing something reocgnizably loopy and Buffistalike in this process.

I like the ballot.

Can I just emphasize one thing?

I know I've gotten to the point where I just want to throw the shit at the wall and see what sticks.

We are not supposed to be throwing the shit at each other.

Wall is over there.

Is everybody else asleep? I consene myself t / Devinyls and say, Let's go with that ballot. Put it up before everybody wakes up. Quick!


Typo Boy - Mar 11, 2003 11:14:14 pm PST #7190 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So we were mad because preferential voting was going be instituted for one vote only by a consensus of the "same old gang of 14" . And now we are going to use a statistical average?

Let me suggest something else. Why not put the ability to rank in the ballot and then include in the ballot a series of two, or three or however many yes/no questions it takes to decide how to count. So seconds yes/no.

And then let be people choose:

Extra question 1) If no number for a mininum turnout wins a majority should we have a run-off or use an average of all choices to count the results?

Extra Question 2) If run-off is the method chosen,have a single ballot run-off or a multi-ballot run0ff?

Then we count the ballots the way people say we should. No extra voting is needed unless people vote for a multi-ballot runj-off and then they want extra voting.

We only vote (just this one time) by preferential voting if people choose to do it.

We only use average this one time if people choose to do it. No choice is imposed by false consensus. No one sit there feeling "cool kids" or "gang of 14' have forced something through by filibustering or shouting.

Everything is on one ballot. Every choice is decided democratically. Nothing is forced through. It is simple and nothing is rammed down anybody's throat. I honestly think this a solution.