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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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§ ita § - Mar 11, 2003 9:10:29 pm PST #7184 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, post 7179 was more than a little snippy.

But you know what? If people say preferential balloting is too complicated for them, it is. If they say quantum mechanics isn't, it isn't.

You can't argue that away. Or snark it away.

It just is, and the implication that I'm being wilful or recalcitrant because I don't agree with the POV? Makes me snippy.

I apologise for expressing my defensiveness.


John H - Mar 11, 2003 9:10:39 pm PST #7185 of 10001

(Mean means average, dude.)

Mean is the meanest of averages. It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves. "Mode" is French and means "the most fashionable number". "Median" means "strip of grass in the middle of the road" so you just pick the most boring number.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2003 9:20:29 pm PST #7186 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves.

Nuh-uh. That only works if all the averages are averages of the same number of numbers.

I like the idea of using the mean.


John H - Mar 11, 2003 9:25:05 pm PST #7187 of 10001

Sorry Hil. I know nothing about math. But that's another seconding, or a vote for, the mean.


Jon B. - Mar 11, 2003 9:25:49 pm PST #7188 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I was joking.

About the stat analysis snark. And that we would even consider using something other than "mean" to mean "average."


DavidS - Mar 11, 2003 10:38:39 pm PST #7189 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mean is the meanest of averages. It's the average you get when you add up all the averages and divide them by themselves. "Mode" is French and means "the most fashionable number". "Median" means "strip of grass in the middle of the road" so you just pick the most boring number.

Thank you, John, for reintroducing something reocgnizably loopy and Buffistalike in this process.

I like the ballot.

Can I just emphasize one thing?

I know I've gotten to the point where I just want to throw the shit at the wall and see what sticks.

We are not supposed to be throwing the shit at each other.

Wall is over there.

Is everybody else asleep? I consene myself t / Devinyls and say, Let's go with that ballot. Put it up before everybody wakes up. Quick!


Typo Boy - Mar 11, 2003 11:14:14 pm PST #7190 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So we were mad because preferential voting was going be instituted for one vote only by a consensus of the "same old gang of 14" . And now we are going to use a statistical average?

Let me suggest something else. Why not put the ability to rank in the ballot and then include in the ballot a series of two, or three or however many yes/no questions it takes to decide how to count. So seconds yes/no.

And then let be people choose:

Extra question 1) If no number for a mininum turnout wins a majority should we have a run-off or use an average of all choices to count the results?

Extra Question 2) If run-off is the method chosen,have a single ballot run-off or a multi-ballot run0ff?

Then we count the ballots the way people say we should. No extra voting is needed unless people vote for a multi-ballot runj-off and then they want extra voting.

We only vote (just this one time) by preferential voting if people choose to do it.

We only use average this one time if people choose to do it. No choice is imposed by false consensus. No one sit there feeling "cool kids" or "gang of 14' have forced something through by filibustering or shouting.

Everything is on one ballot. Every choice is decided democratically. Nothing is forced through. It is simple and nothing is rammed down anybody's throat. I honestly think this a solution.


P.M. Marc - Mar 11, 2003 11:17:24 pm PST #7191 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Gar, that post made no sense to me. Seriously. It's late, I'm tired.

Smaller words?


John H - Mar 11, 2003 11:21:40 pm PST #7192 of 10001

OK Gar, it's five-fifteen PM in my brain and even I'm finding that a bit confusing.

Why not put the ability to rank in the ballot and then include in the ballot a series of two, or three or however many yes/no questions it takes to decide how to count. So seconds yes/no.

So you're saying do preferential votes for the number to make MVT, and yes-no for what, exactly?

If no number for a mininum turnout wins a majority - have a run-off or use an average of peoples choices.

Well people wouldn't object to using the average of the prefs-vote if they're not objecting to using the average of numbers they put in by hand -- but I think the old argument of usability will come up and people will say "too fiddly".

I'm really liking "average of numbers entered" at this time.

And, like I said before, I've got some stats on exactly who's in the damn Gang at home which include word counts. No disrespect to DX's stats of course.


Typo Boy - Mar 11, 2003 11:21:55 pm PST #7193 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

PMM - I edited the above post.

Our only problem is how to count votes on this one exceptional case.

We have three choices. single-ballot runoff, multi-ballot run-off, averaging.

Why not just add two question?

1)Do we decide the minimum number of voters with some sort of run-off or averaging?

2) If a majority supports some sort of run-off do we use single ballot run-off or multi-ballot run-off?

And then the actual ballot gives the option , but does not force, ranking of choices.

And then we count the ballots the way people vote we should count them.

In other words we count votes as to how to count, before we count. So (ulelss people choose multi-ballot run-off - which they can) we settle everything in one ballot, with all the choices there.

And the choices about how to count are made by yes/no decision - without multiple options.

I'm tired too. So I hope that was clear. Also, you may want to re-read my previous post now that I have edited it.