I was going to turn that list of fighting words into something porny, but then I realised that it would involve monkeys, and that's just wrong.
In that case, I think someone should inform the monkeys.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
billytea - Mar 06, 2003 10:59:07 pm PST #6934 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
§ ita § - Mar 06, 2003 11:10:21 pm PST #6935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dave Chappelle has a brilliant porny bit about man monkey love.
I'd try and recap it, but there's a reason he has his job, and I have mine, and it has nothing to do with his lack of mad computer skillz.
Noumenon - Mar 06, 2003 11:43:57 pm PST #6936 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Australiiiiiia ..... Deathmatch .....
Braiiiinsss.
Discussion ..... Ballot ..... Policy .....
Fried... brainnns.... (gurgle)
Typo Boy - Mar 06, 2003 11:47:01 pm PST #6937 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Dave Chappelle has a brilliant porny bit about man monkey love.
Also - John Collier - His Monkey Wife.
Cindy - Mar 07, 2003 4:49:05 am PST #6938 of 10001
Nobody
I move people stop talking about the damned monkeys!
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 07, 2003 4:54:45 am PST #6939 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
For some reason, all this monkey talk keeps earworming me with the 'Abba Dabba Honeymoon' song.
... in monkey talk
means 'chimp, I love you too'
the big baboon one night in June
married them and very soon
they went on their abba dabba honeymoon...
Or words to that effect. I feel it should be filkable, but I'm not up to it today.
Besides, I'm nattering in Like Kafka.
Bad me.
Edit: x-post with Cindy. Sorry.
Noumenon - Mar 07, 2003 4:55:41 am PST #6940 of 10001
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Yeah, as the saying goes, the love of monkey is the root of all evil. But as the other saying goes, MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!
Anathema - Mar 07, 2003 7:29:31 am PST #6941 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero
I nominate Danny Ferry for king of the Monkey Boys.
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2003 9:57:40 am PST #6942 of 10001
brillig
Technically, only "Buffy" is ending. We have no word on "Angel", yet, and I for one don't want to be making assumptions about the future of AtS.
Aims - Mar 07, 2003 10:03:02 am PST #6943 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hey Stompies? Mind changing my screen name back? No need for worries now.