It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


DavidS - Feb 22, 2003 11:50:23 pm PST #4970 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Buffista RPS!

Hec looked deeply into Angus' eyes. "You've got the most fabulous cheekbones."


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2003 11:56:11 pm PST #4971 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey! Get yourself a room! Or a thread that's natter friendly!


DavidS - Feb 23, 2003 12:01:19 am PST #4972 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey! Get yourself a room! Or a thread that's natter friendly!

Hec looked deeply into Angus' eyes. "You've got the most fabulous cheekbones. And I want you to endorse my voting methods for board changes."


Anathema - Feb 23, 2003 9:38:15 am PST #4973 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

Total left: $580.08

Jesse, that will never get us to Maui. Think big, be big, my friend.


brenda m - Feb 23, 2003 11:29:23 am PST #4974 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Don't you turn 18 in a couple of months? Oh yeah, they raised the drinking age since I was reaching my majority. Have fun in college! With the Kool-Aid!

Psst. Go to university (not college) in Canada. ita and I recommend Montreal. IJS.


Fay - Feb 23, 2003 11:41:20 am PST #4975 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or Britain. Or Continental Europe. Heck, in Holland everything's legal. Almost.

t /transparent attempt to lure more Buffistas East


Holli - Feb 23, 2003 11:42:50 am PST #4976 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

If I get in at Dickinson, I will definitely spend at least a semester abroad. And most likely in England.

t /natter


Theodosia - Feb 23, 2003 11:58:40 am PST #4977 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

t reminds self to bump up "getting stoned in an Amsterdam hash shop" on the list of life goals

[edit: Apology for nattering here -- I actually thought I was in the UnAmericans topic, where it would have been a bit more appropriate]


Fay - Feb 23, 2003 12:18:45 pm PST #4978 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Were I to get Nattery here, which obviously I'm not going to, I'd be tempted to sing the praises of Dutch Chocolate. Which is not only defuckinglicious in and of its own right, but has also rendered someone (who obviously isn't me no siree bob) absolutely totally and utterly stoneder than a stoned thing covered in stones. In Estonia. Why yes, that stoned. Infinitely more stoned than smoking the occasional spliff had ever rendered her. Er. Or him. 'Cause this hypothetical chocolate-eating person could have been a him. What with the whole not-being-me.

Ahem.

t /Natter


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 23, 2003 2:13:54 pm PST #4979 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Man. I fucking love you.