You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2003 9:23:17 pm PST #4374 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I would like to clearly and unequivocally state that the current monkey movement is a distinct and independent (though no less vital and compelling) effort from the former monkeypants faction whose victory was cruelly tainted by the migration, and whose efforts involved flamethrowers and underwear.

However, in keeping with the ineffable truth that monkeys are inherently funny, I applaud the efforts of the monkey movement.

I'm probably voting for popcorn, though.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2003 9:34:45 pm PST #4375 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I would like to clearly and unequivocally state that the current monkey movement is a distinct and independent (though no less vital and compelling) effort from the former monkeypants faction whose victory was cruelly tainted by the migration, and whose efforts involved flamethrowers and underwear.

Monkeypants forever!!!!!1!


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2003 9:38:01 pm PST #4376 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Mwah!


DXMachina - Feb 13, 2003 9:39:19 pm PST #4377 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Monkeypants loving freaks...


DavidS - Feb 13, 2003 9:41:45 pm PST #4378 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mwah!

C'est Mwah!

Monkeypants loving freaks...

Somebody didn't get his valentine today. ijs.


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2003 9:43:54 pm PST #4379 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

penguin-loving freak.


victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:47:16 pm PST #4380 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

penguin-loving freak

Now, now. Leave the man his penguin dignity.


DXMachina - Feb 13, 2003 9:51:06 pm PST #4381 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Somebody didn't get his valentine today. ijs.

For the record, I did get a valentine today, and I also got one yesterday. And Shawn Choo, Choo, Choosed me, and there was a train on it.

Now, now. Leave the man his penguin dignity.

Yeah! t Turns towards door, starts to flounce out, trips over stupid bird...


billytea - Feb 13, 2003 10:09:36 pm PST #4382 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Leave the man his penguin dignity.

T'ain't no dignity like penguin dignity.

Incidentally, my Amazon recommendations have taken a turn for the bizarre. Where before I might see U2 or k. d. lang being proffered, now I'm getting selections like Lounge Against The Machine (alt rock gets the Vegas treatment) and The Annoying Music Show's The Annoying Music Show CD (I'm quite sure you haven't lived until you've heard Tiny Tim and Bob Dylan singing "I Got You Babe"). The reason? It's just a guess of course, but I suspect it may have something to do with the arrival of one third of my younger brother's b'day present - The Greatest Hits of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner. (At least I hope so, because otherwise it's Bic Runga's Drive and I've sadly misjudged its relative groovetasticness.)

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have affected the gold box offerings, which include a Hamilton Beach 26200 "Flip 'n Fluff" Belgian Waffle Baker


msbelle - Feb 13, 2003 10:21:42 pm PST #4383 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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