One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


DavidS - Jan 02, 2003 1:33:49 pm PST #2237 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I prefer one warning, suspension and banning.

After one warning, a person is allowed to change their behavior and also defend it (and in the act of that defense prove that they are reasonable and understand the objections which have been mounted).

After a suspension, they are allowed to come back. They can also defend themselves.

As Allyson notes - we don't have to bend over backwards. We're welcoming and inclusive and we're civil but if you can't hit the ground running or if you don't lurk first and learn the culture or if you are unresponsive to a warning then that is your responsibility. We're not trigger happy with the suspensions. But we should never have to feel uncomfortable in our own space. Nobody should have to abandon a thread because somebody is being an asshole there.


P.M. Marc - Jan 02, 2003 1:34:12 pm PST #2238 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

If some piece of waste decks you in the mouth and takes your wallet, you would put out an ad in the paper inviting the shithead to your home to explain him/herself? Maybe make him/her a pot of tea?

With Allyson here.

Enough newbies found the thread here. He could have. There's fair and there's asking for trouble.


Ellen S. - Jan 02, 2003 1:35:35 pm PST #2239 of 10001
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Just for the record - really no porn in Natter.

Porn Thread! t /really just joking I agree with the no NC-17.

I vote yes for music. I would be nice to have a place where specific questions wouldn't get lost. I'm sure they'll turn a bit nattery and develop sub-cultures, but I only regret that because there's no way I could catch up in them, and I want to read everything.


John H - Jan 02, 2003 1:35:58 pm PST #2240 of 10001

And nobody wanted to say to "Michael" that it's OK make a personal attack on James Cameron, but not on Allyson, because James Cameron's not a poster on this board?

But that of course brings up the question -- what should we do if he wants to sign up?


John H - Jan 02, 2003 1:37:33 pm PST #2241 of 10001

Oh, and is two months set in stone? Does that seem too long to anyone?


Jessica - Jan 02, 2003 1:37:33 pm PST #2242 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What Allyson & PM said.


P.M. Marc - Jan 02, 2003 1:38:29 pm PST #2243 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

t tongue enters cheek

But that of course brings up the question -- what should we do if he wants to sign up?

I say we disallow him. We don't need his type 'round here.

t /tounge-in-cheek.


Allyson - Jan 02, 2003 1:38:50 pm PST #2244 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

what should we do if he wants to sign up?

Don't activate that fucker's account is what we do.


Jessica - Jan 02, 2003 1:39:11 pm PST #2245 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He'd probably just blame us for killing Dark Angel and get himself banned for trolling anyway. ;)


David J. Schwartz - Jan 02, 2003 1:41:36 pm PST #2246 of 10001
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

"Dear James Cameron:

Your login name is very similar to that of a person who directed Terminator, Aliens, and True Lies, and who said a lot of nasty things about Kate Winslet. If you are not this James Cameron, please choose another login name, as we wish to avoid confusion. If you are James Cameron, we will require some proof, and suggest that you don a flame-proof suit.

Sincerely,

The Buffistas"