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'Life of the Party'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Deena - Dec 29, 2002 1:54:58 pm PST #1693 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

John, you may tag it with my blessing! And now, really, naptime...

edited to say: Where, exactly are the Twins? The only pro-sports teams I actually root for are the Seattle Seahawks because they're the closest to Oregon, where I was born and did a very cute music video 100 years ago; the Red Wings because a friend of mine threatened my life if I did not; and the KC Royals, because they won the world series the year my eldest was born. I memorized that on the off-chance that, if I were ever taken captive and had to prove I'm an american, I'd be able to say SOMETHING about sports.


John H - Dec 29, 2002 2:16:36 pm PST #1694 of 10001

A fake closed HTML tag is just the same as an open one. Do the slash yourself!


David J. Schwartz - Dec 29, 2002 2:22:41 pm PST #1695 of 10001
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

edited to say: Where, exactly are the Twins?

Minnesota. Don't worry, sports knowledge is not the measure of an American, thank god.

A fake closed HTML tag is just the same as an open one. Do the slash yourself!

DIY slash. I should have known. That's practically the Buffista motto.


askye - Dec 29, 2002 2:51:16 pm PST #1696 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

DIY slash. I should have known. That's practically the Buffista motto.

Oh! I want that for my tag line!


Allyson - Dec 29, 2002 3:19:56 pm PST #1697 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That's called Munchausen by Internet (whether formally or informally), and it's getting common.

Had one of these at the old Bronze. Name was Penlind. She had eight children, one was dying.

We caught her before she could get money from anyone, but it caused a lot of damage within the community.

Totally sucked.


Daisy Jane - Dec 29, 2002 3:21:30 pm PST #1698 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There was a story on TAL about someone like that. It had to do with Rent message boards and the cast and stuff. Very interesting, but I can't remember the name of the show now.


Kristen - Dec 29, 2002 3:23:57 pm PST #1699 of 10001

Had one of these at the old Bronze.

Liar. We had two. I think you might remember who the other one was.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 29, 2002 3:52:53 pm PST #1700 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I am refraining, madly, from putting a smiley here.

t giggles

Deena, I'm very glad you've joined us.


bon bon - Dec 29, 2002 4:00:39 pm PST #1701 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There was a story on TAL about someone like that. It had to do with Rent message boards and the cast and stuff. Very interesting, but I can't remember the name of the show now.

I think it was the one about liars or pretenders. IIRC one of the other pieces was on a guy who pretended to have an English accent, another to be vegetarian?


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2002 4:05:38 pm PST #1702 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(COUGH)

Natter?