No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Daisy Jane - Dec 29, 2002 3:21:30 pm PST #1698 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There was a story on TAL about someone like that. It had to do with Rent message boards and the cast and stuff. Very interesting, but I can't remember the name of the show now.


Kristen - Dec 29, 2002 3:23:57 pm PST #1699 of 10001

Had one of these at the old Bronze.

Liar. We had two. I think you might remember who the other one was.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 29, 2002 3:52:53 pm PST #1700 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I am refraining, madly, from putting a smiley here.

t giggles

Deena, I'm very glad you've joined us.


bon bon - Dec 29, 2002 4:00:39 pm PST #1701 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There was a story on TAL about someone like that. It had to do with Rent message boards and the cast and stuff. Very interesting, but I can't remember the name of the show now.

I think it was the one about liars or pretenders. IIRC one of the other pieces was on a guy who pretended to have an English accent, another to be vegetarian?


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2002 4:05:38 pm PST #1702 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(COUGH)

Natter?


PaulJ - Dec 29, 2002 4:05:50 pm PST #1703 of 10001

There's also the infamous case of Kaycee Nicole, last year.

(edit: sorry!!!! Natter!!!)


Betsy HP - Dec 29, 2002 4:58:12 pm PST #1704 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You call that a stompy foot? You call that stomping?

Yeesh, what are you, Miss Manners with a whip?


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2002 5:02:45 pm PST #1705 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeesh, what are you, Miss Manners with a whip?

Yes.

Now please take that natter to the proper location, and remember to use the correct fork.


Fay - Dec 29, 2002 6:28:03 pm PST #1706 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Yeesh, what are you, Miss Manners with a whip?

....may I tag? Please?

t /natter


Betsy HP - Dec 29, 2002 6:55:57 pm PST #1707 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Always. t /natter