Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Laura - Dec 27, 2002 9:30:31 am PST #1566 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

As skippy as I have been of late I couldn't skip a single message in this thread over the last couple days. The way issues are discussed in Buffista Bureaucracy is a beautiful thing to behold. Thank you.


billytea - Dec 27, 2002 9:31:03 am PST #1567 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, monkey-grooming gestures all around.

Hee. Did you know that when bonobos (pygmy chimps) find a particularly large haul of food (eg a fully-laden fruiting tree), they indulge in an orgy of rampant sex before getting down to eat? Interestingly, eating is the time when social bonds are most strained, with a fair amount of squabbling and hierarchical positioning going on. It's kind of touching that they get all warm and fuzzy beforehand.


DXMachina - Dec 27, 2002 9:33:08 am PST #1568 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In other words, they have the make-up sex before they fight, rather than after.


Fay - Dec 27, 2002 9:33:19 am PST #1569 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Man, that's adorable.


billytea - Dec 27, 2002 9:36:00 am PST #1570 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In other words, they have the make-up sex before they fight, rather than after.

Exactly. I mean, afterwards, they'd be too stuffed to move, right?


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 27, 2002 9:36:24 am PST #1571 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That is rather cute. Oh dear.

Edit: I said that before billytea's second post, which renders it, um, different.


Allyson - Dec 27, 2002 10:27:18 am PST #1572 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The way issues are discussed in Buffista Bureaucracy is a beautiful thing to behold. Thank you.

It was my booger-in-the-watercress analogy that sealed it for you, wasn't it?


DXMachina - Dec 27, 2002 10:32:08 am PST #1573 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It was my booger-in-the-watercress analogy that sealed it for you, wasn't it?

We Buffistas do so love a good metaphor...


Kristen - Dec 27, 2002 10:34:19 am PST #1574 of 10001

Personally I'm more than a little weird on the notion that a ten year old is reading our boards

I'm far less weirded out because her sister is here and is a member of this community than I would be if, say, a 14 year old were posting here unsupervised.


Laura - Dec 27, 2002 10:34:21 am PST #1575 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yep, I like my discussion like I like my drama, with a healthy dash of humor. Now I'm getting all sniffly here.

edit to add that my 10 year old son reads the buff dive quotes that appear when I open my browser and giggles. We don't talk Yu-Gi-Oh enough to keep his attention longer than that.