Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

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If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2003 8:10:38 am PDT #880 of 5668
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My agency called and said that my references checked out and they'll let me know if I'm hired by TUESDAY.

Buffista Jobma would be much appreciated.

Some don't-die-ma would be good too.


Allyson - Aug 08, 2003 10:18:38 am PDT #881 of 5668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I didn't get the job I had wanted. Over-qualified-but-you-have-a-great sense-of-humor-don't eva-change, it's not YOU it's US, we wanted an internal candidate, let's be friends, and hey, when we split up the CD collection, you can have all the Miles Davis, because you deserve it.

I'm stuck. It's hopeless.

They really should make these calls at the end of the day, because now all I can think about is going home, ordering some chinese, and crying into some noodles.


justkim - Aug 08, 2003 11:13:36 am PDT #882 of 5668
Another social casualty...

Hugs to Allyson. I'm sorry. I know what it's like to want a job you don't get.

But, I just got off the phone with my DH, and he got the job. We're moving back to Florida. We're going HOME!


Theodosia - Aug 10, 2003 3:02:00 am PDT #883 of 5668
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Most likely going dark grey until sometime Tuesday -- off to some family bonding in New Jersey!


Lyra Jane - Aug 10, 2003 6:20:40 am PDT #884 of 5668
Up with the sun

I'm grey-to-black through Wednesday -- work trip. Have fun while I'm gone.


Dana - Aug 10, 2003 8:54:04 am PDT #885 of 5668
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm going to Florida tomorrow and will be running around like a crazy person (sorry, Laura), so I'll be dark until next Sunday.


Calli - Aug 11, 2003 5:08:25 am PDT #886 of 5668
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In spite of North Carolina having a relatively cool, unparched summer so far, and in spite of having a lovely job (at the moment -- next month, who knows) with terrific coworkers, I'm still hoping to settle in the Pacific Northwest and teach at a community college. The fabulous Smonster brought me all the necessary info and paperwork for not one, but TWO possible English teaching positions in Oregon. So any available jobma would be appreciated. Also, I'm welcoming suggestions on how to convince potential employers that being in publishing rather than teaching for the past eight years isn't a horrible thing for a would-be teacher.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 11, 2003 5:41:42 am PDT #887 of 5668
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I need more jobma.

Position I was offered is now being opened up to everyone. I am only semi-qualified, and a little gunshy of boss right now.


Susan W. - Aug 11, 2003 9:59:42 am PDT #888 of 5668
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I need healthma.

I'm going in for an ultrasound at 3:00 p.m. board time to rule out an ectopic pregnancy. My doctor doesn't think it's likely, but there was this one very tender spot that could be several innocuous things but also just might be ectopic. And since the earlier you catch them, the better the outcome, it's best to err on the side of caution.

Naturally I'm scared. What I'm hoping for from this afternoon is most of all of course to find out that the embryo is in the uterus where it belongs, but as a secondary thing, I want the ultrasound to be conclusive one way or the other, just for my peace of mind.


P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2003 11:04:32 am PDT #889 of 5668
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Major jobma needed.

Recruiter man just called. Sounds like there's a possible contract. It would be a good one.

Knocking on much wood.