How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

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hippocampus - Jun 07, 2012 4:54:13 am PDT #4777 of 5671
not your mom's socks.

going more gray than usual for a couple weeks on the road!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 09, 2012 9:24:37 pm PDT #4778 of 5671
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd like to request some buffista health~ma for my cousin, who's currently in the hospital due to her bad reaction to her heart meds. It's not a heart attack like she'd originally feared, but she's been going through a rough couple of days and at 87 any hospital stay is worrisome.


Karl - Jun 13, 2012 9:49:46 am PDT #4779 of 5671
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Fuck 2012, and fuck cancer. My mother has just succumbed to leukemia: "It's always sudden."


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2012 11:53:34 am PDT #4780 of 5671
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wrod. My mom's tests came back positive for colon cancer.


erikaj - Jun 27, 2012 10:25:21 am PDT #4781 of 5671
Always Anti-fascist!

I'd like some -ma for my brother, whom I know I've bitched about as kind of a drama llama, but he is in a spot, professionally speaking...maybe he needs job -ma, or finance-ma? Also, he must chill. Thanks. And if anyone in the west needs somebody with a bunch of insurance experience or a master's in Interdisciplenary Studies, send me some e and I'll put you in touch.


Typo Boy - Jun 27, 2012 1:31:10 pm PDT #4782 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cashmere - Jun 27, 2012 1:47:23 pm PDT #4783 of 5671
Now tagless for your comfort.

Mom update: her cancer is not an aggressive type. If she takes the chemo, she has a 80-90% chance that the cancer will not return within five years. She will start 12 sessions of chemo once her surgery is healed.

She has returned home from the nursing home and seems to be doing very well.

Thanks for all the ~ma!


meara - Jun 27, 2012 5:38:26 pm PDT #4784 of 5671

Never mind, crisis averted!


Tom Scola - Jul 03, 2012 6:51:23 am PDT #4785 of 5671
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Can I get some job-ma for about 11am board time? Thanks!


Maria - Jul 08, 2012 4:07:03 pm PDT #4786 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

In the continuing crapfest that is 2012, could I get some fuck cancer~ma for my cousin's wife? She just started chemo for breast cancer, and it's not treating her well. I have no idea what stage it is or the prognosis, but I am heartened that she has access to wonderful care in that socialist bastion known as France.

They didn't tell anyone for a while, and finally broke the news to us across the pond last week. My father just told me tonight--he didn't want to upset me. He now knows not to do that again.