And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2011 5:32:19 am PDT #4414 of 5671
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My wonderful, amazing Grandma appears to be, at long last, succumbing to the peaceful siren call of, well, you know. Death. She's had many close calls before, so no assumptions till the fat lady sings, but my mom seems to think that this is the end and will be coordinating with hospice care today to work out the best, um, transition situation.

Although she's 94 years old, and has been in full time nursing care since September, and has led a full, rich life full of friendship, love, and laughter, this really blows for her family who love her more than pretty much anyone else in the world ever.

So any vibes for a peaceful passing for Grandma and gentle grieving for all of us would be most appreciated, if you can spare them.


Deena - May 10, 2011 8:28:05 am PDT #4415 of 5671
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'm recovering, but Aidan passed out on the playground today and was incoherent when he awoke. He's on his way to the emergency room and we'll know more whenever they get around to seeing him. More ~ma is requested, please.


Deena - May 10, 2011 12:10:39 pm PDT #4416 of 5671
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Aidan's fine. They think he just had low blood sugar and needed a snack.


lisah - May 11, 2011 6:13:32 am PDT #4417 of 5671
Punishingly Intricate

If anyone's interested, our photographer posted our "official" wedding pics today!

[link]


Pix - May 11, 2011 2:01:53 pm PDT #4418 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Things that have happened today:

  • I found out that my school laptop, which I accidentally spilled wax (from a lit candle) onto last week has been declared a "total loss" and they are "working out details" about what that will mean. At the least, I will owe $100 deductible to the school. I may owe more.
  • I got a notification that I have a meeting with the US and MS division directors tomorrow and they are being cagey about what they want to talk to me about.
  • I found out that my dad has to have a minor heart procedure due to a blockage.
  • I'm still sick with this neverending cold.

It's not been the best of days.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 14, 2011 2:04:57 pm PDT #4419 of 5671
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I is a married laydee. I is going to bed now.


Cashmere - May 16, 2011 2:09:14 pm PDT #4420 of 5671
Now tagless for your comfort.

In case anyone is interested in seeing me actually skate in a bout--I've got a clip of my very first bout up on flickr. I'm number #217. I take a couple of falls and a couple of hits but it's not a bad jam.


Sparky1 - May 18, 2011 3:05:02 am PDT #4421 of 5671
Librarian Warlord

Two weeks ago, on my DH's birthday, I asked you all to help us get the word out about Sassafras.

Today is my daughter's 2nd birthday, and Sassafras is still missing. K asks for her, but fortunately doesn't worry about her.

Please help us again by contacting our local media in Washington, and reposting our plea from our blog.

[link]

Thank you. Buffistas are the best.


ChiKat - May 18, 2011 9:07:11 am PDT #4422 of 5671
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Now that it has become official, I can announce that I have my job back for next year! Another electives teacher decided to take early retirement opening up a position in our department. Yay!!! I has job!


billytea - May 19, 2011 5:08:09 pm PDT #4423 of 5671
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I've uploaded new photos of Ryan. [link]

Highlights include his baptism: [link] and his 2nd birthday: [link]
In addition:

Young Jedi: [link]
Devouring his cultural heritage: [link]
Ready for (undoubtedly messy) action! [link]