Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


amyth - Feb 22, 2011 6:17:51 am PST #4318 of 5671
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I was planning to catch up on all the hundreds of posts I got behind on when I was sick with the flu last week, but it'll probably be a few more days before I can do that.

My brother passed away this morning, just two days shy of two months off the feeding tube. Thanks to all of you who have offered so much support and love and ~ma throughout this long haul.

I'm going to be flying directly to Islip and back, so I don't think I'm going to get a chance to see anyone in NYC this time, unfortunately. But I hope to be back soon, under happier circumstances.

(And for those of you who were following my bitching in Bitches, I'm sharing a hotel room with my other brother, who has already booked his flight, so, yay.)


Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 8:34:16 am PST #4319 of 5671
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My MiL has been in the hospital ICU for the past few days to be treated for an infection, but she's likely to be released sometime today. That said, she still has about two more weeks of treatments before she's out of the woods. Any spare ~ma for her health would be appreciated.


Jon B. - Feb 28, 2011 5:52:47 am PST #4320 of 5671
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I auditioned for America's Got Talent yesterday and wrote briefly about the experience here.

(bring comments to the Music thread as I rarely peek into Natter).


Amy - Mar 01, 2011 7:31:14 am PST #4321 of 5671
Because books.

If there's job~ma to spare, my other half could really use it around 3 p.m. EST.

Edited for a missing word. Oops.


Cass - Mar 01, 2011 6:32:27 pm PST #4322 of 5671
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

From Trudy (via text)

surgery started late and ran long - but went VERY well. I'm good and home. Fingers crossed for a good first night!


Holli - Mar 03, 2011 4:57:37 am PST #4323 of 5671
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

DCistas, I'm going to be selling vintage books at Eastern Market starting March 20. Come visit me!


Trudy Booth - Mar 04, 2011 6:15:08 am PST #4324 of 5671
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hey Peeps!

I'm home and on the mend. Looks like I can cut back on the heavy drugs a bit (just not the same without the hookers anyway) and start communicating with the world at large again.

Thanks for all the good wishes!


Theodosia - Mar 04, 2011 12:40:49 pm PST #4325 of 5671
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I passed the background check! So I'll start paid training for a supermarket cashier job next Thursday.

Yeah, it's not a big YAY JOB, but it pays more than unemployment and it's close to home and school, so....


Atropa - Mar 04, 2011 1:19:51 pm PST #4326 of 5671
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Semi-ridiculous question: Does anyone have an ivory or cream top hat (preferably vaguely Christmas caroler in style) that they don't want? If so, PLEASE email me at my profile addy.


Strix - Mar 04, 2011 2:04:30 pm PST #4327 of 5671
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, my sister is being laid off because her Border's store is closing. She has almost 20 years experience, including managerial, at Waldenbooks/Borders, but she really wants a job in her field, Library Science.

She has her MLS and an MA in English, with a BA in History.

She's willing to relocate. If anyone has any leads, please drop me a line at my profile addy. She's a bibliophile, a geeky girl but with tons of customer relations skills and very hard-working, responsible and smart.