We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


beth b - Dec 05, 2007 11:55:29 am PST #3148 of 5671
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Dear people of Seattle-

Matt and I will be up there this weekend. We are arriving Friday afternoon and leaving Monday afternoon. We have things we want to do, but no definite plans and we would love to see whoever we can. ( matt keeps mentioning tiny short people). my profile email is good and is similar to mine - just use meh1963. I can put up cell phone #'s as needed


Atropa - Dec 05, 2007 12:25:40 pm PST #3149 of 5671
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(x-posted with GWW)

This is not The Official Announcement, because that is waiting on signed contracts and whatnot. But my editor* said I could go ahead and tell my family and friends, sooooooo ...

I have a book deal! HarperCollins is going to publish a Gothic Charm School book in 2009!

Like I said, this is not The Official Announcement, so don't tell complete strangers, alert the press, or anything, okay? But yes, zomg, book deal!


WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2007 5:18:36 pm PST #3150 of 5671
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just found out my mother has a detached retina in one eye in addition to cataracts, and will be seeing a specialist tomorrow to determine if surgery on that eye will be possible, or if they will merely focus on saving the other eye. As much ~ma for her as possible, please, and some for my SiL who has been running around taking care of her quite a bit the last few months.


beekaytee - Dec 07, 2007 6:23:37 am PST #3151 of 5671
Compassionately intolerant

Please, some calm ~ma and best outcome ~ma for between 11:30 and noon eastern time today. I'm counter-offering on my landlord's rent increase and doing my very best to keep 9 years of anger and righteous indignation out of my voice.

Thanks!


WindSparrow - Dec 07, 2007 4:00:36 pm PST #3152 of 5671
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Latest news on my mother: She will be having laser surgery on her detached retina, which may restore some vision in that eye, next Friday. So continuing eye~ma and steady hands for the surgeon~ma through the coming week would be most appreciated. Thanks, everyone.


vw bug - Dec 08, 2007 4:46:20 am PST #3153 of 5671
Mostly lurking...

I'm iffy about whether or not I should post this here, so if you feel it is inappropriate, please let me know, and I'll delete.

Some of you know that I used to sell Pampered Chef. Well, one of my dearest friends from the business has had some difficult health issues. She is finally doing a little bit better, and is just coming off of a leave of absence. But, she really needs to rebuild her business quickly so she doesn't lose her 18 years of work.

I want to help, so I am hosting a catalog show. This couldn't possibly be any easier for you guys. The following link leads you to my catalog show's website where you can look at the products, and you can order directly through the website. If you live near me, you can have them shipped to me for $4.00 (Boston Area). If you don't live near me, please choose direct shipping.

To see the guest special, click on "guest special." This month's guest special is 20% off of Pampered Chef's Simple Additions, which are really quite lovely serving dishes.

So, keep this in mind as you do your Christmas shopping for yourself and others. I know money is tight around this time of the year, so do not feel obligated. I just thought I'd throw it out there.

If you have any questions, just drop me an e-mail. And, if you don't own a pizza stone, you really should.

Oh, I'll be closing out the catalog show on December 12, so we can ensure holiday delivery.

Thanks. And feel free to pass this on to people you think might be interested. I'd love to really have a great show for Naomi.

Click here to shop


Polter-Cow - Dec 08, 2007 12:19:38 pm PST #3154 of 5671
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Calling all L.A.-istas: I'm going to be in L.A. and free of my parents from Dec. 29 through Jan. 2. I have no solid plans, but it would be nice to see people. Who's available and interested?


hippocampus - Dec 12, 2007 4:01:04 am PST #3155 of 5671
not your mom's socks.

DH has said some things to indicate that I can release all keep-your-job~ma for him back to the general pool. This has been a tough couple of months and I owe many of you enormous thanks. For the powerful ~ma, and d- for the truly kick-ass bodywork.


Jen - Dec 12, 2007 5:05:01 pm PST #3156 of 5671
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Some ~ma would be greatly appreciated on behalf of a friend of mine, who was struck and dragged by a truck while riding her bike earlier today. She's been in surgery for the past five hours, repairing rib fractures, forearm fractures, a hip fracture, and a collapsed lung. Plastics is working to repair a facial laceration right now, and hopefully she'll be out of surgery soon.

Her parents are elderly, frail, and in Oklahoma. She has no siblings. Any good thoughts, prayers, white light, anything, would be greatly appreciated by myself and my friends, who are trying to be her family now. Thanks.


Jessica - Dec 14, 2007 9:12:39 am PST #3157 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My grandfather passed away this morning. I'll be flying out to Cincy tomorrow and going very dark until probably Tuesday.