You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Kat - Jan 03, 2007 9:18:23 am PST #2814 of 5671
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

More books to go.

  • *picture book
  • YA or Junior Fiction

The Tenth Circle, Jodi Picoult
The Other Side of the Story, Marian Keyes
Sea Glass, Anita Shreve
Galileo’s Daughter, Dava Sobel
The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Mark Haddon
Deus Lo Volt, A Chronicle of the Crusades, Evan S. Connell
Gardening with a Wild Heart, Judith Larner Lowry
Veronica, Mary Gaitskill
Irish Blessings
The Time Hackers, Gary Paulsen*
Farewell to Manzanar, Jeanne Wakatsuki Houston
Memoirs of a Geisha, A Portrait of the Film (pretty pictures)
Vinnie’s Giant Roller Coaster Period Chart & Journal Sticker Book
Solos, Kitty Burns Florey
Their Eyes Are Watching God, Zora Neale Hurston
A Zagat Survey of San Francisco Bay Restaurants
Geeks, Jon Katz
The Effects of Knut Hamsun on a Fresno Boy, Gary Soto*
Toning the Sweep, Angela Johnson*
Uglies, Scott Westerfield*
The Secret History, Donna Tartt
The Bronte Project, Jennifer Vandever
The Thin Place, Kathryn Davis
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Consolation of Philosophy, Boethius
Devil in the Details, Jennifer Traig
Kavalier and Clay, Michael Chabon
The Know-It-All, A.J. Jacobs
1688, John E. Wells


Fay - Jan 04, 2007 4:02:58 pm PST #2815 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Everything-okay-ma please? It's just shy of 2am, and although I've only been asleep 2 hours and am getting up again at 4.am (travelling down to London to get plane to Bangkok) WeeSisterJay has just telephoned us from London, from a police station.

She was mugged, and had her bag stolen. But she wasn't hurt, thank God. However, she's staying with a friend whom she hasn't stayed with before, and she couldn't quite make her way back to his place in the dark by memory after all - and didn't have the phone or his address any more, to contact him. So I've just been SKYPEing her mates to get his contact details.

Evidently she's been out with other friends this evening, but she did phone him and ask if he would mind meeting her at the tube stop and walking her back to his, because she wasn't really familiar with the area.

And he said he couldn't be bothered.

And she was mugged.

If I ever set eyes on this boy I will rip his fucking gonads off and feed them to him. Thank God she wasn't hurt - but WeeSisterJay being WeeSisterJay she screamed like a banshee and went racing after the mugger to get her bag back; notwithstanding some karate lessons in elementary school, my little sister isn't Buffy, and she was alone in London in the middle of the night, so I'm just grateful he got away.

Anyhow - cardcancel-ma and all that jazz would be much appreciated - she's a graduate actively seeking employment, and she can't afford to have some fucker sucking money out of her bank account.

...apologies for the expletives. Am a tad overwrought.


amych - Jan 09, 2007 7:02:26 am PST #2816 of 5671
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

w00t! I got into grad school - a fact that I wasn't aware of until the first day of the semester, but we'll let that go. I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL!!!

(on edit: The late notification was because my letter went to the wrong zip code. Curses on the fatal conjunction of their low-tech paper application forms and my awful handwriting! But they did try. And, more importantly, they did let me in.)


Jessica - Jan 10, 2007 1:01:18 pm PST #2817 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

E and I could use some co-op-ma -- we're on our way to the board interview in about an hour.


Hil R. - Jan 11, 2007 5:30:01 am PST #2818 of 5671
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm planning on going on an Alternative Spring Break trip with the Jewish National Fund, to help rebuild and replant parks and buildings and towns and forests in the north of Israel that were destroyed during the fighting with Lebanon this summer. In order to go, I've got to raise $800 in donations. Last day for donations is January 22; the first 250 people to raise $800 are the ones who go.

If anyone would like more information, or would like to donate (even $5 or $10 would help), please go to [link] . It's a new year, new tax-deduction period!

No pressure on anyone, please. If you don't want to donate, or can't, then no problem. I just wanted to let people know, if they do want to give something.

(If I don't raise enough money to go, the money that I did raise goes to Jewish National Fund, which does all kinds of environmental and land-focused stuff in Israel. So it's a good cause, anyway.)

edit: I've been having a bunch of problems with donations that were mailed in by check, rather than online, not showing up. So if someone did send a check, please let me know so that I can make sure it got recorded.


Volans - Jan 11, 2007 7:07:44 pm PST #2819 of 5671
move out and draw fire

Hi. Somebody hit the American Embassy in Athens with an RPG last night. While we are on security alert, at this point everybody's fine.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2007 4:59:39 am PST #2820 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That Buffista-ma is strong stuff -- we got approved! Woo hoo!


brenda m - Jan 12, 2007 5:26:35 am PST #2821 of 5671
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yay!

And I am very pleased to announce that I have just arrived (45 minutes late) to my laaaaast day in the loony bin! Whoot! I'm free!


Typo Boy - Jan 13, 2007 4:20:37 pm PST #2822 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

My review of George Monbiot's book "Heat: How to Stop the Planet from Burning" is going to be published in the dead tree periodical Z magazine. They even pay (not much) - so as soon as I receive the check I will officially be a professional.


Allyson - Jan 14, 2007 8:42:15 am PST #2823 of 5671
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I got Whedonesqued this morning. It's wonderfully surreal!

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