Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Lee - Jan 02, 2004 2:22:00 pm PST #1220 of 5668
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got off the phone with both my mother and then Java cat. JavaCat's mom is going to be okay.

Phyllis died this afternoon.


shrift - Jan 04, 2004 1:58:00 pm PST #1221 of 5668
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dana has arrived safely in London.


Lysana - Jan 04, 2004 8:49:07 pm PST #1222 of 5668
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

I'm not deleting my account, but I've realized that I need to cut down on a few timesucks. This is one of them. I'll be extremely dark gray for at least a few weeks, if not longer. If you want to check in on me, my LiveJournal username is the same as my name here, and I'm a reciprocation slut when people add me to their Friends lists. (And yes, I'm going to be policing my LJ reading, but the people I follow are first priority when I read, so I will read you if you read me.)


Dana - Jan 05, 2004 3:50:30 am PST #1223 of 5668
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I have indeed arrived. London is wonderful, if a bit cold and gray, and my feet already hurt from all the museum-walking, but somehow I'll survive. Anyone who wants a postcard, e-mail me at my profile, and I'll try to get them out.


Dani - Jan 05, 2004 7:12:48 pm PST #1224 of 5668
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

I'm scheduled for a fetal assessment tomorrow so that the weight of the babe can be guesstimated. (The Blue Eyed Boy was so oversized that there's some concern this one - since second children are often bigger - may be truly enormous.) As well, due to an unusual combination of circumstances, this will actually be the first ultrasound I've had.

Now, this has been a completely uneventful pregnancy to date so there's no reason to be paranoid - but still, if the Buffistas can spare some "healthy, non-elephant-sized baby" vibes tomorrow afternoon, it would really help our peace of mind.

Thanks, everyone.


victor infante - Jan 06, 2004 1:18:05 pm PST #1225 of 5668
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Hey. We're in the process of setting up our new computer. Which means our Internet access will be spotty for a couple of days at home.

In the mean time, we will be reachable by phone, smoke signal or carrier pigeon. Communication via mystical sigil will work well, but the use of ninja as courier is discouraged. As always, shouting really loud may not be effective, but is fun.


kat perez - Jan 07, 2004 6:39:49 am PST #1226 of 5668
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Please send a little of the patented Buffista jobma my way at 2pm Eastern time. Thanks ever so.


DCJensen - Jan 07, 2004 1:22:25 pm PST #1227 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Extreme Jobma needed. Aquent corporation is "presenting" me for a short term Mac Tech position with Target HQ in Minneapolis.

If Target wants to interview me, it'll be as soon as Thursday afternnon, or as late as Monday.

And the pay will be good. Sadly only short term thru February.


Burrell - Jan 08, 2004 5:37:05 am PST #1228 of 5668
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My mother is gravely ill. We are sitting vigil with her. Please wish her a peaceful passage. Thanks.


Burrell - Jan 09, 2004 6:01:43 pm PST #1229 of 5668
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

First, I want to thank Kat for sharing my sad news. She and Lori have become such good friends. It's times like these that I realize how much I have come to rely on her.

My mother passed away last night. She spent the past few years struggling against a terrible illness, but her death was very loving and peaceful. All her children were with her.

I loved her more than I can say. I'll miss her terribly.

Her obituary will appear in the LA Times this weekend. The funeral on Sunday.

Thank you all for your kindness and condolences. It means a lot.