I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


DavidS - Sep 21, 2003 9:40:40 am PDT #1016 of 5668
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The Asstasstic JZ would like it known that if you were to venture to her RenFaire (near Gilroy) and wish to find her at that Faire you should go to the Rogue's Reef stage and check the schedule for Pye Powder Court (almost always at noon) for she will be performing in it. There you may watch her squeal like a pig in a sexual fervor and throw herself into the arms of a pretty gothboy. After, if you are lucky, you'll find her kitted out in full Puritan garb asking why you want to make the Babby Jesu Crye.


Kristen - Sep 22, 2003 12:11:23 am PDT #1017 of 5668

I could use some major jobma this week, folks. Any positive vibes you could send in my direction would be most appreciated.


amych - Sep 23, 2003 2:28:59 am PDT #1018 of 5668
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I could use a double dose of C++ma today, if there's any lying around -- I have a job interview at 1:00 and a test at 7:00.

Many thanks. I realize that C++ma is a somewhat rare commodity compared to the more commonly-requested mas, and I'll do my best to return it undented.


andrea l. - Sep 23, 2003 2:55:01 pm PDT #1019 of 5668

Not sure whether this should be posted here or in press...

For Bay Area Buffistas or visitors wishing to attend Sharks games, I have a pair of tickets available for most games this season. They are in Section 209, row 16, seats 9-10, behind the goal the Sharks attack twice. The price is $36 for the pair. Seating chart is here; while they are in the nosebleeds, it's a pretty good view (Deb, back me up on this!):

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Schedule is here:

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If you're interested, please email me at my profile address and I'll send you a listing of available games.


andrea l. - Sep 23, 2003 7:44:21 pm PDT #1020 of 5668

Oops, just noticed a typo, should be row 15, not 16.


Allyson - Sep 24, 2003 9:39:41 am PDT #1021 of 5668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just got a sweet raise and a big honkin' bonus!!!!


shrift - Sep 24, 2003 11:08:02 am PDT #1022 of 5668
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Huh. So. Jobma no longer needed. New company wants to pay me more, give me better benefits, and compensate me for any overtime despite being an Actual Employee.

I start Monday. Meep.


NoiseDesign - Sep 24, 2003 11:39:45 am PDT #1023 of 5668
Our wings are not tired

Thanks everyone for the ~ma last week before I lectured at Yale. The two days went very well, they were very happy and it looks like they will have me back every year or two for another workshop.


Cindy - Sep 24, 2003 12:55:21 pm PDT #1024 of 5668
Nobody

My email is not letting me in. Then it lets me in, and times out right away, and then doesn't let me back in.

If anyone needs me--YELL, REALLY LOUDLY!


Lyra Jane - Sep 24, 2003 6:09:49 pm PDT #1025 of 5668
Up with the sun

I have two interviews tomorrow. Send me whatever spare jobma you have.