PMM in Bitches:
I have offensive files saved on my PC RIGHT NOW! And it's Fucking Great!
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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victor infante - Nov 23, 2002 7:45:43 pm PST #1008 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 23, 2002 10:53:01 pm PST #1009 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Victor beat me to it!
esse - Nov 24, 2002 1:08:02 am PST #1010 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
By three hours. t grin
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 24, 2002 9:28:34 am PST #1011 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
connie neil:
I get in the kinds of moods where I want to be out among people but god help any of them if they so much as speak to me. I want to observe the world, but be damned if I want to interact with it. In such moods I generally go to the mall food court, get a burger and a large diet Coke and find a place near a column where I can lean and watch. Frequently I set up the Palm and my keyboard and watch the covert looks of mingled gadget-envy/bafflement/"Oh, look, it's a writer and she's writing, do they do that in Utah?" And sometimes I'm just typing things like "Why that woman is wearing purple stretch knit pants over that butt is one of the mysteries of the universe, but someone should make it stop now."
Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 24, 2002 10:03:39 am PST #1012 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
erikaj in Bitches:
We should probably get together and have dark, twisted, demon-spawn. Or, you know, write a book. Whichever.
What do you mean, who with?
Edited for spelling.
scrappy - Nov 24, 2002 11:25:45 am PST #1013 of 10000
Nobody
Wonderful Teppy in Bitches:
They didn't have french toast, so I had belgian waffles. It was still a breakfast carbohydrate with an adjectival country name.
Steph L. - Nov 24, 2002 11:31:53 am PST #1014 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hec, in Bitches, with some questionable theology:
Jesus wants you to have french toast.
Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2002 12:47:24 pm PST #1015 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DXMachina: Am ignoring all the disturbing ita and the golden shower talk, other than to note that it now becomes clear that the reason that ita keeps bringing up the story about the locals throwing urine at the Angel crew in that alley is because she's sorry she missed it...
Nilly - Nov 24, 2002 1:13:23 pm PST #1016 of 10000
Swouncing
Balrogs in Natter:
flea: Main result of ownership of LOTR DVDs:
Michael: "I want to be a Balrog. But I'd be a friendly Balrog."
"The bridge is that way!"
"I only came out to give you directions!"
"Sorry if I have bad breath!"
Nutty: I am not sure it is possible to be a friendly Balrog. First of all, people would burst into flame when they shook your hand. Also, did you notice he gots wings and yet the big Super Sekrit Plan of Gandalf is to make him fall down a chasm? Either Gandalf is really dumb or Balrog winghs aren't all they're cracked up to be.
ted: Balrog wings are just decorative. (And tasty!)
Theodosia: Just don't ask for them extra-hot!
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 24, 2002 1:23:23 pm PST #1017 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Trudy in Buffy, unspoilery, decontextualized:
I don't get why employed people own pajamas.