Dana in Natter -
I once had a doctor tell me I shouldn't drink within a week of taking ibuprofen. I laughed at that one. Not to his face, but later, while I was drinking.
Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nicole - Nov 19, 2008 7:03:04 am PST #9922 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Shir - Nov 19, 2008 8:41:45 pm PST #9923 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Natter:
connie neil (re: cats): 15-20 minutes of "My human, my reason for existing, hold me, touch me, let me gaze into your eyes!" per day, then they're pretty "Yo, dude" from across the room the rest of the time.
Aims: I've dated men like this.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2008 6:42:27 am PST #9924 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hil R.: One of my friends wanted to have a birthing party. Her plan was that she'd call her friends as soon as she went into labor, and everyone would come to the birthing center and bring food and wine and have a party. We all thought this was kind of weird, but it was her third kid, so we figured she knew what she wanted by now. It turned out not happening, anyway -- she delivered the baby ten minutes after feeling her first contraction, two minutes after arriving at the birthing center.
msbelle: I would have to be paid to be at a birth. seriously.
megan walker: I don't even like being a bridesmaid.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2008 6:46:38 am PST #9925 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gud, from Natter: That's it, I am now disillusioned about Bush.
Liese S. - Nov 20, 2008 8:02:25 am PST #9926 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Allyson in Natter re: Roomba inventor:
Open the dustbin door, Hal.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
JenP - Nov 20, 2008 5:10:52 pm PST #9927 of 10000
aurelia: The puppies are amusing me with their new cushions.
javachik: The Buffistas are amusing me with their conversations.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2008 9:21:08 am PST #9928 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Theodosia: I have slain the grocery store monster and now am home with the bounty of my quest.
Barb: Anyone else picturing Theo with a Bowie knife clenched between her teeth?
Just me?
Right then.
Theodosia: I find that if you go down the supermarket aisles with a knife clenched in your teeth, the other shoppers tend to get out of your way. It sure helps you get through your list faster, anyway.
javachik - Nov 24, 2008 1:52:25 pm PST #9929 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
Erin, in Bitches 43:
A page and a half on the foreskin? Wow. Does anyone, no matter how used they are to the circumcised, need that much info on it? Couple of paragraphs and a diagram, I can see.
For the rest, maybe a cautionary, "Like other male junk, Gentile or Jewish, watch the teeth, use lube and have a safe word! Shalom!"
WindSparrow - Nov 24, 2008 6:48:24 pm PST #9930 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
More on the topic of the foreskin:
billytea:
To be fair, if your gentile's foreskin endowment reaches the plural, it might warrant further discussion.
amych:
That seems like a reasonable amendment to the foreskin chapter (improved):
Foreskin: There should only be one. Beyond that, watch the teeth....
billytea:
It's like the Highlander. On the end, there can be only one.
Calli:
Brises must be very exciting, what with the lightning storms.
Trudy Booth - Nov 25, 2008 5:48:44 am PST #9931 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erikaj: And I was born with the soul of a 45-year-old murder police. In the body of a damaged hummel figurine. They do not write forbidden love epics about that shit.
Fay: Honey, this is the internet. They probably write forbidden love epics about that shit WITH NINJA MERMAID BOYBAND MEMBERS. And carebears.