Context be damned. Erin in Bitches
"FEEL MY ASS! TOUCH EEEEEET!" Then burn it, and drink copiously.
These are my official funeral instructions, btw.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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NoiseDesign - Oct 06, 2008 7:38:03 pm PDT #9872 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
Pix - Oct 06, 2008 8:36:20 pm PDT #9873 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Tom Scola: One of our servers at work just crashed with a "PCI streaming byte hole error".
msbelle: Tom, this isn't Bitches, please keep it family friendly.
tommyrot: Heh. Next time a computer crosses me, I'll have to threaten to tear it a new byte hole.
Gudanov: Sounds like the PCI bus streamed too much data into one place and it collapsed into a digital singularity (not to be confused with The Singularity) where not even assembly code can escape out.
tommyrot: Or maybe just the bit bucket was full....
Frankenbuddha: There's a hole in the bucket, dear Linux, dear Linux
There's a hole in the bucket, oh Linux my dear.
Kate P. - Oct 09, 2008 5:47:36 am PDT #9874 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
From F2F, discussing Seattle's South Lake Union Trolley:
Pete: Meara, if it's called a streetcar now, that is only their attempt to change the acronym because, yes, they did manage to launch the service as a SLUT.
And the damage is done. It'll always be known as the SLUT so their attempts to change it are doubly feeble. Then again that sounds like our city council to a tee.
Fay: I am reminded Tesco's decision to rename Spotted Dick "Spotted Richard".
I mean, yes, okay, dick, ho ho - but it's so totally well-known that mostly you don't think "Penis! Penis! Ho ho ho!" ...until you find yourself staring at "Spotted Richard", think "WTF???" and then make a mental translation, and then think "OMGWTFSPOTTEDPENIS!"
As successful renaming ventures go, it's akin to Dick Van Dyke deciding to change his name to Richard Van WomanWithComfortableShoes.
Glamcookie - Oct 10, 2008 7:41:45 am PDT #9875 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Natter:
tommyrot: Heh. There needs to be a LOLTradingGuys site....
Fred Pete: I can haz divvidend?
Steph L.: Recession: I haz it.
tommyrot: I made you investment portfolio, but market eated it....
Steph L.: Recession: DO NOT WANT.
Glamcookie - Oct 10, 2008 7:42:09 am PDT #9876 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Steph L. - Oct 11, 2008 2:58:10 pm PDT #9877 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
Brenda: Let's get ready to rrrruuumble! Five gods walk in, some equal or lesser number walk out!
aurelia - Oct 11, 2008 5:00:29 pm PDT #9878 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
amych posts a link in Natter:
"America's Best-Known Hockey Mom" drops the puck at a Flyers game, and is booed loudly enough to drown out both the music and the anouncer, from the time they call her name to the time the puck is safely in the hands (err, sticks) of the players:
billytea responds:
I'm reliably informed that Philly fans have booed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too, so I now choose to believe that Sarah Palin does not actually exist.
Cashmere - Oct 13, 2008 5:35:29 am PDT #9879 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Dana in Natter:
Monday, my old nemesis. We meet again.
Vortex - Oct 14, 2008 8:53:28 am PDT #9880 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vortex, In Heroes:
Maybe he'll come back. We don't know where the vortex goes.
Frankenbuddha
Little 5 Corners in Atlanta.
Beverly - Oct 15, 2008 11:12:43 am PDT #9881 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Lit'ry--
Ginger: This weekend, a headline said "Norbert Batters Mexican Coast." What does it say that my first thought was dragon, not hurricane?
sumi: Norbert?
And we already have Omar building up steam too. (Or so I heard.)
What's the "P" name this year?
Ginger: Palin