Tommyrot, in Natter:
FCM:
Dow stops dropping
Dow drops below 10,000
Dow drops below 10,000 and keeps going
Miracleman
What the hell is this? Fuck, Chuck and Move to Canada?
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Tommyrot, in Natter:
FCM:
Dow stops dropping
Dow drops below 10,000
Dow drops below 10,000 and keeps going
Miracleman
What the hell is this? Fuck, Chuck and Move to Canada?
megan walker in Natter:
Apparently, there's one in every generation in my mom's family. Sort of like slayers, but way less helpful in a dark alley. Unless verbal abuse is some new martial art that I'm unaware of.
It had to be done.
Gud: I'm finding the "Swedish Solution" to the crisis interesting...
tommyrot: I'm just scared of all the bad jokes it will spawn....
amych: What, just because we all know that the economy is bork bork borked?
In Bitches:
Erin
You know, reading Fay's post re: her student and the newspaper made me realize how utterly WEIRD it was to think MR. McCain/MR. Obama.
Daniel C. Jensen
No! No slashing!
Daniel C. Jensen: Can Sarah Palin say the word "maverick" more? I keep expecting James Garner to come onscreen and tell her to stop.
In Natter:
Billytea: I suspect the GOP's polling says [Cheney]'s about as popular as scrapie right now. He needs to do something to make the people fear and respect him again. Maybe he should shoot a man in Reno just to watch him apologise.
Tom Scola:
Whenever I get a label maker, the first thing I usually do is make a label that says "label maker".
Daniel C. Jensen: I also bought Windsparrow some grease fittings, sway bar links, and bushings for her car suspension.
Not so much romantic as whiligigs.
Oh, and a dome light lamp.
WindSparrow: And it really isn't as romantic as spending your days sitting by the hospital bedside of my car-crash-comaed body after I lose control of the steering on an icy road, veer off into a ditch, have both front wheels fall off, and still have enough of the tail of the car sticking out on the road to be crunched by the Semi that couldn't stop in time. But I'll take what I can get.
tommyrot: It's sad when comedians make more sense than politicians and political commentators. Or is that always the case?
Matt the Bruins fan: ... there is a fine tradition of that running back at least as far as Will Rogers.
SailAweigh: Personally, I'd take it back to Mark Twain.
Frankenbuddha: I'd say Mark Twain. More of a comedic writer, but he made fairly non-stop speaking appearences, didn't he?
SailAweigh: We are Twains that met, Frank!
tommyrot: So East is West and West is East?
Better without context from tommyrot in Natter:
I have to admit - it's nice that the Cylon mice don't require their balls to be cleaned....