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flea - Sep 29, 2008 4:21:07 am PDT #9861 of 10000

information libertarian

Jesse for President!

Jesse: I don't know that I would have done a better job than Bush, frankly, because I would have spent all my time avoiding work with you people!

megan walker: Talking how you hate your cow-orker the Vice President, wondering what Speaker Pelosi would look like in a corset, and complaining about how the White Chef chef puts cilantro in everything?

brenda m: Oh, yeah. Can you picture President Jesse lecturing Congress? "You're going to just need to work it out in the thread. Don't make me Marcie your asses." And press conferences. "I've consulted with my Gang of Fourteen and we are in agreement: national F2F will be in Miami. Book early - rooms are going to be a bitch. Also: am not cowgirl. That is all."

Sophia Brooks: I am actually picturing President Jesse speaking to Congress IN the cowgirl costume.

Trudy Booth: It's because she's so real and folksy that the electorate connected with her. Who doesn't love a cowgirl?

Anne W. - Sep 29, 2008 3:15:46 pm PDT #9862 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Tommyrot, in Natter:

FCM:

Dow stops dropping

Dow drops below 10,000

Dow drops below 10,000 and keeps going

Miracleman

What the hell is this? Fuck, Chuck and Move to Canada?

Ailleann - Sep 30, 2008 3:51:28 am PDT #9863 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

megan walker in Natter:

Apparently, there's one in every generation in my mom's family. Sort of like slayers, but way less helpful in a dark alley. Unless verbal abuse is some new martial art that I'm unaware of.

flea - Sep 30, 2008 1:06:09 pm PDT #9864 of 10000

information libertarian

It had to be done.

Gud: I'm finding the "Swedish Solution" to the crisis interesting...

tommyrot: I'm just scared of all the bad jokes it will spawn....

amych: What, just because we all know that the economy is bork bork borked?

SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2008 7:25:50 am PDT #9865 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

Erin

You know, reading Fay's post re: her student and the newspaper made me realize how utterly WEIRD it was to think MR. McCain/MR. Obama.

Daniel C. Jensen

No! No slashing!

Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2008 6:31:58 am PDT #9866 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Daniel C. Jensen: Can Sarah Palin say the word "maverick" more? I keep expecting James Garner to come onscreen and tell her to stop.

Calli - Oct 03, 2008 8:49:49 am PDT #9867 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Billytea: I suspect the GOP's polling says [Cheney]'s about as popular as scrapie right now. He needs to do something to make the people fear and respect him again. Maybe he should shoot a man in Reno just to watch him apologise.

Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2008 10:27:03 am PDT #9868 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola:

Whenever I get a label maker, the first thing I usually do is make a label that says "label maker".

Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2008 7:38:16 am PDT #9869 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Daniel C. Jensen: I also bought Windsparrow some grease fittings, sway bar links, and bushings for her car suspension.

Not so much romantic as whiligigs.

Oh, and a dome light lamp.

WindSparrow: And it really isn't as romantic as spending your days sitting by the hospital bedside of my car-crash-comaed body after I lose control of the steering on an icy road, veer off into a ditch, have both front wheels fall off, and still have enough of the tail of the car sticking out on the road to be crunched by the Semi that couldn't stop in time. But I'll take what I can get.

Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2008 11:13:21 am PDT #9870 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot: It's sad when comedians make more sense than politicians and political commentators. Or is that always the case?

Matt the Bruins fan: ... there is a fine tradition of that running back at least as far as Will Rogers.

SailAweigh: Personally, I'd take it back to Mark Twain.

Frankenbuddha: I'd say Mark Twain. More of a comedic writer, but he made fairly non-stop speaking appearences, didn't he?

SailAweigh: We are Twains that met, Frank!

tommyrot: So East is West and West is East?

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