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One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DavidS - Aug 10, 2008 4:45:40 pm PDT #9813 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sarameg: The shots of the one gymnast who was obviously not happy with her performance are flashing me on msbelle calling Khorksomething the world's angriest gymnast. That one looked ready to rip someone's head off all the time.

Hil: That must be Svetlana Khorkina....I remember one time they got a shot of her just as Dominique Moceanu's "Devil Went Down to Georgia" music started (at the Atlanta games), and the crowd (as usual) went absolutely wild, and Khorkina just had this look of absolute disgust on her face.

connie neil: Was Svetlana the Belorussian Swan? I adored her, her disdain was so regal.

billytea: Wasn't it though? She looked like an emu sucking on a lemon.

Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 10:58:09 am PDT #9814 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Daisy Jane: Doesn't Obama have family in Hawaii?

Gudanov: Nothing says unamerican like visiting your grandmother

Nilly - Aug 11, 2008 3:05:07 pm PDT #9815 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

juliana: Today in the Olympics, the Buffista team will be going for the elusive and difficult quad x-post. Let's see if they can hit it....

Yes! YES! The Buffistas hit their mark, and have won the gold!! Buffistas win the gold!

Trudy Booth - Aug 12, 2008 6:09:43 am PDT #9816 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: There is now color in the sky. It is no longer black.

Alas, the night is over, and the work I was supposed to finish during it, not so much. Sigh.

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and, um, the sun is the sun. Or something.

Toddson - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:09 am PDT #9817 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ginger:

That's the real problem with the dogs playing poker paintings: Dogs have terrible poker faces.

Ailleann - Aug 12, 2008 10:26:33 am PDT #9818 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Steph in Natter:

How does one MISUSE "literally"? Its meaning is fairly clear, god DAMN. And yet you get sentences like, "My 4-year-old's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's was LITERALLY a massacre." Uh....REALLY? Because you seem fairly calm despite the slaughter of the innocents.

Cashmere - Aug 12, 2008 6:20:52 pm PDT #9819 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

billytea in Natter:

Ok, that Miley Cyrus song. I quite like the music, it's all perky and determined. But I keep feeling the need to argue with the lyrics. "I've got my sights set on you, and I'm ready to aim." That is aiming! You're already aiming! Sheesh. And apparently she's worked out the guy wants to see her again, with no other clue to guide her than that he asked her out. Apparently her way of knowing when something is right is English comprehension. Gah. Makes me want to slap her. And her best friend Leslie.

Kat - Aug 13, 2008 4:17:13 am PDT #9820 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sue in Natter:

And why are the gymnastics uniforms so sparkly? It's an athletic competition, not a My Little Pony convention.

smonster - Aug 13, 2008 5:34:29 am PDT #9821 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Las Bitches habla espanol, sort of.

vw bug: El cerebro está a punto de estallar

Frankenbuddha: The brain is a pint of Stella Artoir?

Steph L: Mmm. El nom el nom el nom.

SailAweigh - Aug 13, 2008 6:20:57 am PDT #9822 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

WindSparrow in Bitches:

After you see so many AFLAC commercials, any excuse for flaming duck is a good one.

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