Erin in Literary:
My lib card is maxed out -- dude, you KNOW you're an English teacher when your credit card balance is ok, but your library card is declined!
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Calli - Aug 08, 2008 12:45:31 am PDT #9808 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Ginger - Aug 08, 2008 4:02:18 am PDT #9809 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Bitches
Billytea: (like I had to tell you) [T]the ostrich couple had eggs! The female stayed with them, while the male took up an aggressive posture right in front of me! Seriously, if I'd leant over the guard rail even a foot or so I reckon he could've (and would've, certainly) taken a swipe at me! How awesome was that?
omnis audis: what? He didn't? That flippin ostrich owes me my $10 back.
Toddson - Aug 08, 2008 12:28:34 pm PDT #9810 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Aims (my candidate for mother of the year):
That's why Joe and I just drop Emeline off at random frat parties and then go out to a movie and dinner and pick her up later.
amych - Aug 08, 2008 4:02:28 pm PDT #9811 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse, in the Olympics watch-n-post:
Hell, I'm proud to be Chinese right now!
DavidS - Aug 10, 2008 10:22:46 am PDT #9812 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sage advice from Askye in Bitches:
I had a therapist I had to stop seeing becuase he got a perm.
DavidS - Aug 10, 2008 4:45:40 pm PDT #9813 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sarameg: The shots of the one gymnast who was obviously not happy with her performance are flashing me on msbelle calling Khorksomething the world's angriest gymnast. That one looked ready to rip someone's head off all the time.
Hil: That must be Svetlana Khorkina....I remember one time they got a shot of her just as Dominique Moceanu's "Devil Went Down to Georgia" music started (at the Atlanta games), and the crowd (as usual) went absolutely wild, and Khorkina just had this look of absolute disgust on her face.
connie neil: Was Svetlana the Belorussian Swan? I adored her, her disdain was so regal.
billytea: Wasn't it though? She looked like an emu sucking on a lemon.
Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 10:58:09 am PDT #9814 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daisy Jane: Doesn't Obama have family in Hawaii?
Gudanov: Nothing says unamerican like visiting your grandmother
Nilly - Aug 11, 2008 3:05:07 pm PDT #9815 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
juliana: Today in the Olympics, the Buffista team will be going for the elusive and difficult quad x-post. Let's see if they can hit it....
Yes! YES! The Buffistas hit their mark, and have won the gold!! Buffistas win the gold!
Trudy Booth - Aug 12, 2008 6:09:43 am PDT #9816 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nilly: There is now color in the sky. It is no longer black.
Alas, the night is over, and the work I was supposed to finish during it, not so much. Sigh.
What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and, um, the sun is the sun. Or something.
Toddson - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:09 am PDT #9817 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Ginger:
That's the real problem with the dogs playing poker paintings: Dogs have terrible poker faces.