And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Nov 20, 2002 11:12:29 am PST #948 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That was me, I think.

Indeed it was, as I heartily snerked and lit a candle at the Madrigal shrine.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2002 11:28:37 am PST #949 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Literary (context? what context?):

Rio: LISTEN SHAWN IT'S ME OR FLAMING VAGINA, YOU TAKE YOUR PICK!!!


Madrigal Costello - Nov 20, 2002 11:31:24 am PST #950 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Anne:They always struck me as Pixy Stix with a hint of nutrition.

Jesse: Yeah, or at least a veneer of respectability

Awww. A shrine. All I was expecting was a Shriner up on a sharp stick somewhere. (And at first I thought the line was someone using one of my phrases because I think I might have gone into some of my remarks about St. Francis of Assissi being his very own woodland jamboree here.)


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 20, 2002 11:50:40 am PST #951 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Am-Chau, in Bitches, 'cause we don't need no fucking context:

If peanut butter has gender, should I be writing peanut butter slash?

"Come into the dark cupboard with me, you handsome hunk of crunchy."

"Oh! You dirty little jar, you."


Hil R. - Nov 20, 2002 12:20:57 pm PST #952 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Jess PMoon in Natter:

If you had a vegetarian turducken, would you call it a tofurken?


juliana - Nov 20, 2002 1:33:07 pm PST #953 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

erikaj in Natter:

In cyberspace, it is so easy to castrate somebody in writing.


Jon B. - Nov 20, 2002 4:57:13 pm PST #954 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Rio: ita I sended you one of them e-lectronic mail letters a little bit ago asking for some important information, did you get it?

ita: Rio, you should have a little piece of me in your hot little box RIGHT NOW.

Rio: Yay for dirty ita. I got it. I will put something in your (mail) hole soon.


erikaj - Nov 20, 2002 8:28:22 pm PST #955 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Theodosia, in Previously: I am prepared to suspend my disbelief for the sake of rampant foaminess


Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2002 11:52:05 pm PST #956 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Victor Infante: Heh. When I played Claudio in Much Ado About Nothing, we used to cabbage patch backstage at rehearsals and shout, "Whoop! There it Doth!"


Alibelle - Nov 21, 2002 2:48:29 am PST #957 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Shawn: please explain to me what Clindamycin Phosphate lotion, Nizoral, bentyl Dicyclomine, and propoxiphine are?

John H.: They're the members of a Czechoslovakian boy band.

Clindamycin is the cute one with the ringlets. Phosphate Lotion is the "bad boy" of the group, meaning he wears a black leather jacket in photo shoots. Nizoral has blond streaks and wears baggy pants and is supposed to appeal to the skater chick element. Bentyl ("Benny" to his fans) is the least good looking one but he can actually sing. Proposiphine looks the gayest but is actually the only straight one of the bunch.