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Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2007 6:34:25 am PDT #9397 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot: Doggie.

Burrell:

t Buffista PSA

WARNING:

DO NOT under any circumstance CLICK on tommyrot's link

t /PSA

BigDuluth: Wow... that is the best example of a dog requiring the BEWARE OF DOG sign I have ever seen.

EDIT: I'm with Burrell on this one...

tommyrot: Oh, it's just as God made it....

billytea: Yes, because God has started throwing in a free syringe with every manic chihuahua. And, apparently, starting co-sponsoring them with Satan.

BigDuluth: If by that you mean pale, sharp, stabby and pissed then yes, it is just as God made it.

billytea: Technically, that's how God made mantis shrimp.

Susan W. - Oct 09, 2007 9:01:22 am PDT #9398 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Gud in Natter:

iPods work in hell, but no matter what you load on them they only play 'Endless Love'

amych - Oct 10, 2007 6:04:06 am PDT #9399 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

sumi - So, do all good firms of attorneys have a wetworks team?

Wolfram - Sure. We just call them the billing office.

Volans - Oct 10, 2007 6:40:44 am PDT #9400 of 10000
move out and draw fire

In Literary, but touching on movies and TV:

Corwood Industries: Like Edward G. Robinson playing Charlie Brown's teacher.

DavidS: "MWOMP WOMP WOMP, See?"

Nutty: This is the tiniest Venn diagram of humor in the world.

Scrappy - Oct 10, 2007 8:26:26 am PDT #9401 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Big Duluth in Movies:

I just read the IMDB plot synopsis of I Am Legend (Will Smith). I finished reading that story not two week ago. He may Be Legend but I Am Disappointed.

Liese S. - Oct 10, 2007 10:44:41 am PDT #9402 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. I almost COMM'd that myself.

Deena - Oct 10, 2007 12:24:55 pm PDT #9403 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

It's nice when your friends know you so well. In Bitches:

Toddson: erika, I looked into the book and went "ew" looked at another section and thought "Ew" tried another and went "EWWWWW" ... and knew it was for you.

erikaj: Yeah, not denying the gross. I tend to skim any paragraph featuring maggots, for instance.

Toddson: ah ... so you're skimming a lot.

Toddson - Oct 11, 2007 7:09:54 am PDT #9404 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ita, in Natter.

They've taken the trinity and made it a threesome. That's disrespectful.

Really, do you even want the context?

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2007 11:37:24 am PDT #9405 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.

JenP - Oct 11, 2007 3:27:51 pm PDT #9406 of 10000

In Natter:

megan walker: For some reason, I now mentally add "must be all the pot" to the end of all Jesse's posts. Like a fortune cookie.

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