JenP:
My (not biologically related) aunt is phenomenal at the listening to two things at once thing. I learned this at a restaurant one day when we were chatting and she suddenly piped up with why the financial advice that some guy was giving to his dining partner at another table was completely wrong. I was all, "Huh?" And then she revealed her superpowers of hearing to me. I was, and remain, in awe.
lisaha:
oh, yeah, I can do that (...except without the ability to give any sort of financial advice).
Nutty ponders the important questions of life in Boxed Set:
Are frat boys into dildoes?
shrift in Natter, context so not necessary:
Snake Plissken and I are both shorter than you'd expect, but it just makes it more convenient for us to punch people in the crotch.
The incomparable shrift in Boxed Set:
The only way I would find a TARDIS fridge being embiggened on the inside as useful is if I used it to store beer.
Which I guess means I'm thinking of the TARDIS as a bottomless keg.
Am I sure I'm not a frat boy? Sometimes I wonder.
JZ, in Reality TV, on two Top Chef cheftestants:
They did their territorial dance of rage at each other, baring their teeth and displaying their fierce plumage, and now that each is sufficiently impressed with the size of the other's balls they're perfectly peaceable together.
Cass:
Oh, shit! meara that sucks. And I vote that you should come to Portland. I hear we even have a nifty job possibility for you.
Polter-Cow:
"Cass's Concubine" is not a job.
Trudy Booth:
It's an Adventure
Cass:
Well not
just
a job, certainly.
Raq:
Cass's Concubine is more of a calling, I think.