shrift in Natter, context so not necessary:
Snake Plissken and I are both shorter than you'd expect, but it just makes it more convenient for us to punch people in the crotch.
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ailleann - Jul 18, 2007 11:03:13 am PDT #9221 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 18, 2007 11:27:09 am PDT #9222 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 6:
Polter-Cow:
I was kind of surprised that Captivity TANKED at the box office.
Steph:
I guess misogynistic fictionalized torture and rape just don't bring 'em in like they used to.
esse - Jul 18, 2007 4:32:05 pm PDT #9223 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
The incomparable shrift in Boxed Set:
The only way I would find a TARDIS fridge being embiggened on the inside as useful is if I used it to store beer.
Which I guess means I'm thinking of the TARDIS as a bottomless keg.
Am I sure I'm not a frat boy? Sometimes I wonder.
billytea - Jul 18, 2007 8:29:04 pm PDT #9224 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Dana, Bureaucracy:
This is like the prologue to the Potterdammerung.
Jesse - Jul 19, 2007 10:23:55 am PDT #9225 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
JZ, in Reality TV, on two Top Chef cheftestants:
They did their territorial dance of rage at each other, baring their teeth and displaying their fierce plumage, and now that each is sufficiently impressed with the size of the other's balls they're perfectly peaceable together.
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2007 6:16:37 pm PDT #9226 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Oh, shit! meara that sucks. And I vote that you should come to Portland. I hear we even have a nifty job possibility for you.
Polter-Cow: "Cass's Concubine" is not a job.
Trudy Booth: It's an Adventure
Cass: Well not just a job, certainly.
Raq: Cass's Concubine is more of a calling, I think.
Theodosia - Jul 20, 2007 3:00:02 am PDT #9227 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Natter...
ita:
Do that many men have erectile dysfunction that it should dominate my spam, or is it a measure of the importance (rather than frequency) of the problem?
DavidS:
As men get older it gets more common. So I think you have to imagine a graph where men get older, richer and more powerful (rising arc) and their penises beginning to droop (predictably sagging arc). At the intersection is where Viagra sales are made.
Lee:
Hey, you could even make it a Venn diagram!
paperdol:
A Venns Deferencegram!
Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2007 10:21:46 am PDT #9228 of 10000
brillig
What, nobody thinks this is worthy? Or you just don't go in there?
Daniel Jansen in BBaBB
So do right hand threads have to be turned counter-clockwise to remove?
Topic!Cindy - Jul 21, 2007 10:25:33 am PDT #9229 of 10000
What is even happening?
Strega: Daniel and I watched a few episodes of The Inside last night. I decided that Paul is Whedon. It makes everything funnier.
Juliebird: Happily married but obsessing over waifish self-empowered young women?
Tim Minear: Juliebird, that sounds like the start of a sales pitch. "Then try Slayer Puffs!"
Beverly - Jul 23, 2007 10:36:48 am PDT #9230 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Natter--
Ginger: I would attempt to make a jump like that (10 feet over an open mine shaft) only if I were being pursued by orcs, Dementors, Go'auld, Two-Face, the Shadows, the Terminator and the creature from Alien.
Ailleann: All together, or individually?
tommyrot All together. With the Terminator on a pogo stick, Dementors doing the macarena, orcs in tutus on rollerskates, and Two-Face and the creature from Alien joined together as a pantomime horse.