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Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

'Beneath You'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JZ - Feb 23, 2007 8:35:11 am PST #8989 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

shrift:

I like to think Jesus would be cool with television, because that's the way Jesus rolls. He'd have to show God how to work the TiVo remote, though.

amych:

Isn't that what kids (Kids?) are for? To show Dad the new technology?

connie neil:

"Jesus! Get in here and program my VCR for me!"
"Oh, come on, Dad, haven't you figured that one out yet??"

Miracleman:

12. Yea, and though the LORD had created the heavens and Earth, the beasts of the field and the birds of the air, the fish of the oceans and all that walk upon the Earth, he was sore vexed.

13. And the LORD sayeth unto his only Son, "Jesus, you must show unto me the way."

14. And Jesus said unto the LORD "Father, seriously. Again?"

15. And the LORD said unto his only son, "Jesus, I who am called I Am cannot get the clock to stop flashing the twelfth hour."

16. And Jesus did heave a heavy sigh and he did take the remote control from the LORD and he did say unto the LORD "It's really very simple."

17. And the LORD did mutter under His breath about "new-fangled contraptions."

Frankenbuddha - Feb 24, 2007 12:37:24 pm PST #8990 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So basically, the new version of the question is "Can God create a VCR that even he can't program"?

Juliebird - Feb 24, 2007 3:43:58 pm PST #8991 of 10000

I am the fly who dreams of the spider

So basically, the new version of the question is "Can God create a VCR that even he can't program"?

substitute "human" for "VCR" and you've got it!

Kat - Feb 25, 2007 4:32:51 pm PST #8992 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sue in Natter:

Is interpretive dance ever a good idea? It's just a white face away from mime.

Tom Scola - Feb 26, 2007 10:31:16 am PST #8993 of 10000

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Teppy, in Bitches:

In brightest day, in blackest night
No typo shall escape my sight;
Let those who haven't learned to write
Beware my power, Mighty Editor's light!

Theodosia - Feb 27, 2007 2:36:26 am PST #8994 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

aurelia, in Natter:

You know... flipping the bird becomes much more about a personal release of emotion than an expression of displeasure when one is wearing mittens.

Cashmere - Feb 27, 2007 2:40:52 am PST #8995 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Obscure but funny in Boxed Set:

Topic Cindy:

Vortex, who is Dr. Where?

Tom Scola:

Exactly.

flea - Feb 27, 2007 10:42:02 am PST #8996 of 10000

information libertarian

Ginger, in Natter:

I love it as much as it's possible to love a toilet.

§ ita § - Feb 27, 2007 2:22:41 pm PST #8997 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

DJ in Lost:

We were discussing Lost last night too, and it hit me that punching in the numbers and hitting the button is the perfect metaphor for those of us who are still watching this show.

Aims - Feb 28, 2007 12:12:43 pm PST #8998 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Discussing childhood pictures in Bitches:

Jilli: I suppose I should try to liberate some of my childhood photos from my parents. I know there are a gazillion of me in witch costumes ...

amych: ::dies of shock::

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