Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


esse - Feb 04, 2006 5:00:00 am PST #8299 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And the continuance:

Trudy Booth: Sounds like you'd go home with Portland.

P.M. Marcontell: Portland's the kind you wind up marrying, and the sex is good, too.

Portland is totally the Mary Sue of mid-sized American cities.


Theodosia - Feb 05, 2006 4:43:06 pm PST #8300 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sue:

What the world clearly needs is some high performance superhero underwear.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 06, 2006 7:34:22 am PST #8301 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

shrift, in FanFictionII:

[C]ertain stories are like my anti-kink... I read these stories and my buttons say, "We're rethinking our buttonosity."

Funny 'cos it's not only shrift for whom this happens.


msbelle - Feb 07, 2006 2:04:32 am PST #8302 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson in Beep Me:

The publisher that i really loved just made an offer on my book.

yes. I'm flipping the fuck out.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2006 1:02:53 am PST #8303 of 10000
What is even happening?

JZ: I just got back from picking up more transcription from my boss. He told me about seeing the child of a Marin County mother this morning. When he asked her to describe the events that prompted her son's referral, she tossed her hair and clanked her big bead bracelets together and said, "Oh, man, it's just totally wild. I, like, don't even know where to begin, it's all so crazy." When the postdoc fellow took the boy's wrist to count his pulse, the boy asked his mother what was happening, and she said, "Relax, honey, he's sensing your chakras." Ahhh, the Bay Area.


Aims - Feb 08, 2006 8:02:57 am PST #8304 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Toddson, in Firelfly:

I've gotten a friend hooked on Firefly. Aside from loving the series, she found it reassuring that even in the distant future, you'll still be able to get a good pair of Docs.


flea - Feb 08, 2006 8:35:15 am PST #8305 of 10000
information libertarian

Jessica, in Natter:

(Personally, I've always thought that polytheism makes the most sense for presupposing divine Creation. "Internal fetal development!" "Egg-laying!" "Screw you guys, I'm going to Australia!")


billytea - Feb 09, 2006 6:06:07 pm PST #8306 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

SA, in Natter:

Oh, Foucault. Even his name tires me.


esse - Feb 10, 2006 8:29:01 am PST #8307 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I promise, I am only the setup. In Natter:

SA: How on earth do you open a two-liter of pop that refuses to budge when confronted with pliers?

Gudanov: Shake and heat it until it explodes. Not saying this is the best method.

msbelle: poke a hole in it.

tommyrot: Shake it up, then shoot it with a pellet gun.

Theodosia: Cut off the neck with a samurai sword.


Steph L. - Feb 10, 2006 11:14:09 am PST #8308 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Bitches --

Maidengurl: Alcohol and denial - I'm just sayin.

Nicole: I'm listening. In fact, you just described my weekend.