Cass: I am dolt. A dolt who has three cell phones in my purse (oldold, old and crushed by car, and new) so it was really inevitable.
You've got my support. Just think of me as...as your... You know, I'm searching for 'supportive things' and I'm coming up all bras.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2005 6:07:41 pm PST #8213 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2005 9:24:25 am PST #8214 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: MM had to hide one of Emeline's Christmas packages from me cause I almost opened it.
We don't know what family member it's from, but I want to OPEN IT NOW.
It's from American Girl.
ita: Aimée! Set a good example!
Topic!Cindy: Yes, open it, to ensure her safety, and then re-wrap it, like any good mother would.
billytea - Dec 18, 2005 10:51:00 am PST #8215 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Natter:
A few years ago, a friend and I were out drinking downtown about a week before Christmas. As we were walking to the car, we saw a Santa with a traditional red bag of goodies, ambling down the street, followed by a pack of people making merry.
We saw him handing out stuff from his bag, so my friend and I decided we wanted stuff, and ran over to where he was. (Truthfully, I was expecting red and green condoms, or something similar.) Santa was a little drunk -- or a lot -- but reached into his bag and gave us each a handful of Hershey's Kisses.
Then Santa and his band of merry-makers continued on down the street, wandering past a gay restaurant with a big plate-glass window in the front. He stopped, and we could hear him asking his band of merry-makers "This is a gay restaurant, right? They like other guys?" Upon getting confirmation, Santa proceeded to do an impressively obscene dance right up against the front window.
My friend and I couldn't even walk, we were laughing so hard.
aurelia - Dec 18, 2005 11:32:48 pm PST #8216 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Jilli in Natter: One of my favorite childhood games was yanking Barbie's head off, hiding it around the house, and seeing how long it took one of my parents to find it.
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2005 2:49:04 am PST #8217 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
aurelia, also in Natter:
I spent much of my evening wrapping little people in bubble wrap and stuffing them into boxes. And suddenly I feel like this post belongs in Minearverse.
flea - Dec 19, 2005 5:34:10 am PST #8218 of 10000
information libertarian
In Movies:
Jessica: You know, last night I was feeling appreciative of Brokeback Mountain, but I didn't love it. This morning, I kind of love it. It's really sticking with me much more than I expected it to.
ita: OMG, you're catching teh gay! This is exactly how it happens!
Spidra Webster - Dec 19, 2005 7:10:14 am PST #8219 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Tommyrot, in Bitches:
Send them to Concept Thunderdome! Two concepts enter, one concept leaves!
DavidS - Dec 20, 2005 11:44:26 am PST #8220 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The latest Kara update from her mother.
Deena: Kara was given a card by one of her classmates. It's a fairly typical nativity scene. She explained the picture to me.
I was born in heaven. See? This baby with all the light around it is me and there's an angel holding me. And this guy over here, that's Jesus looking at me, and this guy.... I think this guy is Tarzan. Is Tarzan in heaven?
Spidra Webster - Dec 22, 2005 8:37:13 am PST #8221 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Natter
flea:
I thought California invented therapy!!!
amych:
Nah, Vienna invented therapy. Then they sold the film rights to California.
Pix - Dec 23, 2005 6:35:01 pm PST #8222 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
JZ: I would tell 2005 to kiss my ass, but 2005 is unworthy of my ass. 2005 can go kiss Tom Delay's indicted ass, is what it can kiss.