'Serenity'
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And a delayed followup --
tommyrot 2:50:01 pm: Ooh, they could also have dyed the water yellow. And put up great big signs saying, "Welcome to Urinetown!"
P.M. Marcontell 5:47:45 pm: You know, I was actually expecting another Ricky Martin joke after this.
bon bon: I've reached the end of the internet!
Steph L: Ooooh -- what's it like? Is it flat? Does data just topple over the edge?
Aimée: The internets are round! They just circle and circle and circle and there is no end.
Much like it felt watching Lindsay Lohan sing last night.
Here's what you miss if oyu don't visit Minearverse:
Betsy Airplanes should be eradicated and then we would take long cushy luxurious train trips.
Matt the Bruins Fan That trans-Pacific track to Hawaii would be a bitch to lay, though.
In Natter, tommyrot pitches the next bit Sci-Fi channel hit:
The Peeps were created by man. They were created to make life easier on The European Union. And then the day came when the Peeps decided to kill their masters. After a long and bloody struggle, an armistice was declared. The Peeps left for another world to call their own. Now mankind's children are returning home!
[quoetd headline]: BBC Pulls Plug on Dalek Lesbian Romp Flick.
Theodosia: Now I really want to see Dalek Spank Inferno.
amych: Wouldn't the spank be more of a clang?
in Bitches
Cashmere: Owen can count to three
amych: WHOA!!! And to think, we knew him when he was naught but a pee stick.
In Bitches: Funny if you've ever written a personal statement. Funnier if you've ever worked in education.
Emily: Christ. I hate resumes. Hate hate hate.
Now must write about my commitment to education.
"I would never in a thousand years leave education. And you know why? Because education gets me. Education and I are so close, it's like we're telepathic. Education and I share our innermost secrets. I know education's thoughts and dreams. No one was ever more perfectly suited than education and I, and we're gonna make it. And no matter what you do, you can't tear us apart! Education and I, we're survivors. We made it through 10th grade, we'll make it through this."
Cass: Oh, you say that now. But later, education will be faded and gravity will have taken its toll. Education knows this too. Its explained to you before that after a while you might love another field. It doesn't mean it wasn't real, just that it wasn't forever.
Emily: I know, I know. Education doesn't believe how committed I am. But it's wrong, and I have all the time in the world to convince education. And one day, fifty years down the road, education will wake up, and look over, and say, "I'll be damned. You're still here." I can wait.
Natter is as Natter does.
amych: I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with: 1. Don't be an asshole. No, really.
Miracleman: 32: Since you're up, bring me a beer.
Philosophy in Bitches:
billytea:I may be odd in that I find the 'free will is an illusion' position to be endlessly fascinating. I just sit there and do weird things like cluck like a chicken, and think to myself, "Imagine if that was predetermined by my particular neural state, and it only felt like a choice!" And then I cluck some more, because I'm pleased with myself.
Anne W.: I think double-spacing is actually standard for papers, vw. At least it was when I was in college and had to keep an eye out for pleisiosaur attacks on the way to class.