Gudanov knocks it out of the park in Natter:
I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.
Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2005 9:21:28 am PDT #8091 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
bon bon - Sep 27, 2005 9:33:26 am PDT #8092 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita. Natter.
Google hits don't make something RIGHT. I offer you "dirty sanchez" as proof.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 12:20:53 pm PDT #8093 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nutty, in Natter:
If Tom Cruise hadn't existed, our sense of the absurd would have had to create him.
deborah grabien - Sep 27, 2005 12:34:48 pm PDT #8094 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Context, don't bother me with no stinkin' context. The one and only erika, abridged, in GWW:
Michael Chabon! Knowing who I am! OTOH, it makes me want to run somewhere and have my legs shaved and my prose tightened.
erikaj - Sep 27, 2005 1:19:57 pm PDT #8095 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I sort of expected to live with the follow up of getting my legs tightened and my prose shaved, so thanks for small mercies, internet spouse.
Cass - Sep 27, 2005 1:37:36 pm PDT #8096 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Minearverse
Rick: It might be fun to be a Psychiropractor, though.
Betsy HP: Could you adjust my brain? I've got a kink right here that's giving me problems...
Ta.
ita: You want your kinks out???
Betsy HP: God wants me for a sunbeam.
SailAweigh - Sep 27, 2005 6:09:27 pm PDT #8097 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
Jessica:
The actual can -- the chicken sits on top of it and the beer/soda/whatever flavors and bastes for you.
Cindy:
So it's like a beer can tampon for the chicken?
DavidS - Sep 27, 2005 6:18:12 pm PDT #8098 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Squid chatter in Natter:
Juliana: It kinda bugs me that they hooked the squid and then let it sever one of its own tentacles as it made its bid for freedom.
Teppy: I thought the same thing. But I imagine the giant squid just thought "Next time, you bitch-ass scientists, no more Mr. Nice Squid!" And also "Damn, I wish *I* had teeth on my tentacles! Then ain't *nobody* fucking with me...."
Matt the Bruins fan: I'm not sure an animal clumsy enough to accidentally inseminate itself would want to have teeth on its tentacles. IJS.
Kate P. - Sep 27, 2005 6:57:50 pm PDT #8099 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter, discussing people whose knowledge of U.S. geography is somewhat lacking:
billytea: You have too many of them. Um, states, not people, though I guess addressing the former will likely affect the latter. You should start divesting some of the non-performing states, sell them to countries that reckon they can run them more efficiently. You'll be left with a leaner, more capable America, ready to meet the challenges of the modern globe!
And rename Pennsylvania "Volvo". Or, y'know, whoever places the highest bid. Because it'd be a brilliant revenue-raiser, and people would have a much easier time remembering that. Everybody wins! Except Wyoming. I never hear anything about Wyoming, and they gave us Dick Cheney. They'd be first on the block. I bet they'd be bought by Luxembourg or something, who'll use it just to move up in the rankings of countries by size, and as a tax write-off.
Sean: "Attention passengers: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania. I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. Excuse me, it is now called Pepsi Presents: New Zanzibar."
Sean K - Sep 27, 2005 8:07:07 pm PDT #8100 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay, it's nice to get COMMED again, but for that one, all credit goes to the writers of the Simpsons.