As Willow goes, so goes my nation.

Oz ,'Selfless'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 08, 2005 6:39:47 am PDT #8040 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: My hurricane dream last night was that they were doing away with the number rankings and using names instead. Something smaller than a 2 would be a "Shack," while a Category 5 storm would be a "Clysm." In my dream I realized these names were chosen because they'd been abbreviating "Category" as "Cat'y," so you'd have a Cat'yShack or a Cat'yClysm.


Katie M - Sep 08, 2005 11:38:24 am PDT #8041 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

ita in Minearverse:

Ponies aren't so fun if you have to buy them yourself.


aurelia - Sep 08, 2005 2:03:34 pm PDT #8042 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

talkin' trash in Natter:

Steph L: msbelle eats paste. Pass it on.

msbelle: made from the ponies that you'll never get.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 4:36:53 am PDT #8043 of 10000
What is even happening?

Frankenbuddha: CRY WOOBIE!, the searing epic about an oppressed fandom.


Beverly - Sep 09, 2005 6:37:11 am PDT #8044 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Cindy, for those of us with chronic lag-behind, which thread was Frank's Cry Woobie! in?


tiggy - Sep 09, 2005 6:50:24 am PDT #8045 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

it was in the Veronica Mars thread.


Beverly - Sep 09, 2005 7:28:21 am PDT #8046 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Thanks!


Deena - Sep 09, 2005 12:49:42 pm PDT #8047 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

dw in Bitches:
Me: "I was up at 3 trying to get the girl back to sleep."

Him: "You're doing a bad job selling me on this fatherhood thing."

Me: "Uh... when the hell am I supposed to be selling you on fatherhood? It's not like I'm gonna get steak knives for every couple that gets knocked up."

Thing is, I give respect, and I expect it in return. I'll tell parenthood like it is and never, ever ask anyone when they're going to have kids, but you tell me how I'm a "stupid breeder" and I'll cram the spare pacifier in my pocket up your ass.

Cindy: No, just the tenth. It goes:

key chain
manual can opener
rechargeable flashlight
corkscrew
toaster
DW40 Gift Pack
clicky fire stick thingie
electric can opener
coffee maker
steak knives

The knives are pretty nice, though.


Volans - Sep 10, 2005 11:41:57 am PDT #8048 of 10000
move out and draw fire

Hec, in Bitches:

...the baby can't communicate to you what it wants, and even then what they want may be, "My whole life depends on me teething on those serrated steak knives! Nothing else will make me happy!" or, "I am rather blue today, plus my butt itches. Woe! Just pick me the fuck up already! You don't need to wipe your ass! Why must you torture me so?!" or, "I'm soooooo fucking bored. Christ. Where's that thing that was so amusing yesterday? You know. The thing. With the colors. You know what I mean! Just get it, okay?! Fuck you!"


Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2005 1:06:40 pm PDT #8049 of 10000
What is even happening?

Kathy A: I got punny with my freshman lit class in college, and titled a paper on a Wordsworth poem about the River Wye "Misty Water-Coloured Memories of the Wye We Were." I never punned for a college paper again.

dw: My big "capstone paper" on a failed federal attempt to preserve a patch of tallgrass prairie was titled "Buffalo Grass, Won't You Come Out Tonight?"