Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


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Nilly - Aug 25, 2005 3:18:19 am PDT #8015 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Sheryl: This episode of "Navel gazing theater" has been brought to you by the letter I


WindSparrow - Aug 25, 2005 4:06:52 am PDT #8016 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Raq, in Bitches:

What's the social standing of D&D in Australia? Coz here, I think I'd rather tell people I have sex with horses.


Eddie - Aug 25, 2005 4:13:17 am PDT #8017 of 10000
Your tag here.

Boxed Set:

Nutty: I think we need a new, exciting alien race that is interested in collecting testicles. What do you say? 50% of the audience is terrified of them already -- how can we go wrong??

Betsy HP: I'm not terrified; no testicle has ever hurt me.

tommyrot: What would they be called? The Neuterians? The Neuteroids?

Betsy HP: The Vets.

tommyrot: So you could always tell when the Vets had hit an area, as all the men would have funnel-heads.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 10:31:38 am PDT #8018 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Bitches:

-t: I have discovered my cats have religious differences. The one is a devotee of Janus and observes by standing in doorways whenever possible. And meowing for us to open doors so she can stand half in and half out. The other has recently converted to the First Church of the Beneficent Catnip Fish, which involves a lot of hymn singing, or possibly beseeching prayers, it's hard to tell.


Deena - Aug 26, 2005 11:26:30 am PDT #8019 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Steph in Bitches: See, I just lumber through the thread like a smelly rhinocerous, managing to offend multiple people with one ignorant comment.

It made me laugh because I feel just like that some days.


Hil R. - Aug 27, 2005 2:07:03 pm PDT #8020 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Nutty, in Great Write:

erika, if it makes you feel any cooler, Peter Jennings was a two0finger typist to the end of his days, so he always had to look at the keyboard. Not to imply that looking at the keyboard is fatal; he is just the most famous two-finger keyboardist I know of, and is only dead by coincidence.


DXMachina - Aug 28, 2005 1:42:25 am PDT #8021 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

And Erika's follow-up:

Well, it did not hold him back very much at all, so I guess I'm not gonna worry about it. Although the death connection has made me picture a detective gazing over my lifeless form, being all "Lost art, the hunt-and-peck."


Calli - Aug 29, 2005 7:50:58 am PDT #8022 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Critical commentary from Natter:

Cashmere: Anne Rice sold her Garden District mansion in NO.

AmyLiz: That's actually kind of disappointing.

msbelle: disappointing is her middle name.

Topic!Cindy: Actually, her middle name is dissapointing, but she wouldn't let anyone point that out to her.


erinaceous - Aug 29, 2005 12:48:25 pm PDT #8023 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Corwood Industries in Music:

This was easily the geekiest rock crowd I've ever seen. Outside, we looked like we were waiting in line for free 20-sided dice.


Fred Pete - Aug 29, 2005 4:38:28 pm PDT #8024 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Plei in F2F, context be damned:

Magic 8 Ball also sez that sez is too easily typed as sex.