Michele T: Lizard, Jesus drinks himself to sleep when you read the badfic. It's true.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
esse - Nov 11, 2002 8:18:37 pm PST #796 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
esse - Nov 11, 2002 8:20:56 pm PST #797 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Dana: Now, of course, I'm perfectly okay with platforms like, "Boy, wouldn't Wesley/Connor be messed up, yet hot?".
p.m. marcontell: A tangle of thin, pale limbs, angry blue eyes, and dark haired goodness, even.
That's a Special platform.
amych: Isn't that the Special Platform where one catches the train to Special Hell?
p.m. marcontell: Platform 13.666, in fact.
It's a rather full train.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 11, 2002 11:18:11 pm PST #798 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Damn, SA beat me.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 12, 2002 7:32:41 am PST #799 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Cindy:
Right now my mind is consumed with finding the definition of the acronym OTP and because I sort of understand it from context, but can't for the life of me come up with the right words...
- Object's Tight Pants
- Ogle the Pants
- Oost the Person
- One True Pet
billytea - Nov 12, 2002 8:05:24 am PST #800 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Bitches:
Well, I think Baby Cthulhu down my shirt wins for Most Fucked-Up Dream Of The Day.
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2002 11:03:52 am PST #801 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Am-Chau Yarkona, in Literary:
It's when it's a thin book with a big cast that you start to think maybe the cast should be thinner. And I don't mean in the 'they should diet' way.
Theodosia - Nov 12, 2002 1:23:34 pm PST #802 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Fay Jay, over in the Due South topic:
Try saying 'Mountie' without saying 'Mmmm' - you can't, and there's a reason for that.
Steph L. - Nov 12, 2002 1:57:21 pm PST #803 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Literary...
Kathy Astrom: Wow, I didn't think the Book of Kells ever left Ireland.
Betsy: Saint Patrick cast it out by mistake. He was aiming for Left Behind.
Aims - Nov 12, 2002 3:42:15 pm PST #804 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Replacement system board for your laptop: $625.00
Data recovery of your un-backed-up hard drive: $125ish.
Realizing that your hard drive contained gay vampire snuff porn: Priceless.
Betsy in Natter....
Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2002 3:44:25 pm PST #805 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Y'all have been very funny today:
Shrift: He's a cute little Interior Decorator with an accent who dances and sings. He's an Interior Decorator who has yet to be named. Together, they fight crime! Fabulously!
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connie neil: Any belief system whose pictures of heaven include the men wearing neckties does not have a lot of ground to stand on.
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Jesse: I just like to say "Peter Principle."
John H.: Be careful -- I hear if you say it five times quickly looking in the mirror Peter will appear and promote you to a job you suck at.