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Rebecca Lizard - Nov 11, 2002 9:51:45 am PST #786 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

erikaj:

I'll never understand math porn.

Am-ChauY Yarkona:

I never understood maths at all.

erikaj:

Me either. This is why I hoping "math porn" will not catch on. Cause, let's face it, my love life is going to be difficult enough, what with the whole "Next time bring the FANGS..." thing.

Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2002 10:54:21 am PST #787 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: But who gives an uncoordinated kid a red drink as you drive over RR tracks? Who?

Vortex - Nov 11, 2002 11:17:08 am PST #788 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Kristen: I'm putting this on my Amazon.com Wish List. And my Christmas list. And my New Year's Resolution. And...

Billytea: You're going to have some explaining to do with your mother...

Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2002 11:32:05 am PST #789 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: I sift for cakes, but not for bread or cookies. I also whisk for cakes (with my Kitchenaid). When I'm totally on fire, I sift before measuring. If the obsession takes over, I sift before weighing.

billytea - Nov 11, 2002 11:39:02 am PST #790 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Vortex, I think you need Matt's starting comment for that to make sense:

Matt: Ugh. No. More. Babies!

Vortex - Nov 11, 2002 11:41:42 am PST #791 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

snerk! oh, you're right!

Anne W. - Nov 11, 2002 11:54:59 am PST #792 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Carb porn in Bitches:

PMM: AU/Het/Chall./Upper-end R/Part 1 of a series.

Hec: gets out decoder ring...

Steph L.: Alternate Universe/Heterophony/Challah bread/Upper-end Rivets/Part...

(Heh. Bread porn. Challah/Sourdough 4Evah!)

PMM: Steph, that decoder is broken.

Steph: I stand by my hope for bread porn.

PMM: Dude, I don't even mention bread in this, but perhaps I can work it in to the next one.

Or I can have Bagel/Challah.

Steph: No, man -- Bagel/Challah is creepy and stalkerish.

Challah/Sourdough 4Eva!!1!

PMM: Please. OTP.

Steph: You could not be more wrong if you tried.

Am-Chau: Don't be silly. Muffin/Bagel4Evah!

Trudy: See now, Pita/Challah you get into some real cross-cultural angst as well as hot, hot, desert sex.

Throw in powdered sugar and it's dessert sex. THEN you have a party.

Holli - Nov 11, 2002 2:05:55 pm PST #793 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

flea, in Natter:

I spent a whole day last week with the Hawaii-Somewhere-Over-The-Rainbow-Dr.-Green-Is-Dying theme song in my head. But that was only because I was worried I had a brain tumor. It was a nice kind of oh-well-i'll-go-to-Hawaii-to-die worry.

Holli - Nov 11, 2002 4:12:13 pm PST #794 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Shawn, in Natter:

Catherine Zeta-Jones, I have told you repeatedly to STOP HEXING MY PHONE!

Theodosia - Nov 11, 2002 7:35:13 pm PST #795 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena:

It's hard, Trudy. I'll just have to cleave unto the porn if they take the taunting away.

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