Mikey: "HEY... MANSQUITO!!!"
ita: Is that to the tune of Macarena?
Wolfram: Oh crap, it is now.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Jul 18, 2005 6:43:43 pm PDT #7856 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Trudy Booth - Jul 18, 2005 8:27:58 pm PDT #7857 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gus: The fact that I am an insomniac that has been posting all night on a number of boards does not in any way diminish the fact that I have a conference call in about fifteen minutes in a language I learned imperfectly in my fifties.
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David S: Can you imagine how much it sucked to live in the Soviet Union from the 30s through the 50s?
Nutty: The best part is, you spend 15 years starving and/or being oppressed like crazy, and then you have to turn around and spend 5 years going, "Wait, okay, we don't want to be Soviets, but we don't want to be/be massacred by Nazis either." Like, does Fate have to choke a bitch??
Megan E. - Jul 19, 2005 7:43:30 am PDT #7858 of 10000
brenda m, in Bitches:
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Seen on the bus this morning:
A woman wearing black leggings under her knee length black skirt.
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With nude pantyhose over them! WTF?
Maybe I should whitefont that for the squeamish.
flea - Jul 19, 2005 3:17:17 pm PDT #7859 of 10000
information libertarian
Plei, in bitches:
my typing fingrt is trapped in baby myhth. send hrp. toes nt cttinf it.
Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2005 4:46:29 am PDT #7860 of 10000
brillig
Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter
Wow. Tonight on the drive home, I was treated to the most spectacular double rainbow I've ever seen in my life. It spanned over 1/4 of the horizon, and the brighter ring was clearly visible all the way through its arc. It wasn't a quick, transitory thing either—it lasted for 18 miles of driving.
At one point, one end of it lined up perfectly with the highway I was on and I thought "If I end up driving to Asgard without calling first, my folks are going to be pissed."
Calli - Jul 20, 2005 6:04:57 am PDT #7861 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Nutty in the Lost thread: (not spoilery for next season unless you tilt your head sideways and squint, but I'll white font just in case.)
We do not reward clumsy people with martyrdom, or else the Catholic pantheon of saints would be really, really enormous.
Beverly - Jul 20, 2005 6:48:51 am PDT #7862 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Darn! Calli beat me to it.
Glamcookie - Jul 20, 2005 1:47:35 pm PDT #7863 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Buffy and Angel:
joe boucher: Now I'm earwormed with "Centerfold". My blood runs cold...
DavidS: I think that means your Angel is the centerfold, Joe.
joe boucher: Well, I hear it as a lower case a, but I'm not immune to DB's charms, especially when he wears those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical touch.
tiggy - Jul 20, 2005 3:47:09 pm PDT #7864 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
bwah! i'm missing some good stuff by not going in that thread. must rectify.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 21, 2005 1:35:48 am PDT #7865 of 10000
What is even happening?
Kevin: The PTC has asked the FCC to issue a notice of apparent liability against each Fox affiliate that aired [The Inside].
Allyson: I keep wondering if Tim gets a framed certificate of some kind. A "Won't Someone Think of the Children?" award.
But of course, when Tim thinks of the children, they're gutting each other and tossing the body in the backyard pool.
I'd leave my nephew with Tim. I'm certain he'd put him to bed, fed, bedtime storied, and happy before the "Warning: This program contains graphic content that may be unsuitable for children" announcement came up, loud and clear.
Or you know, he'd at least have him crated by 8pm.
Nilly: And the air-holes won't be in the direction of the tv.