'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
ita, about the official Firefly board:
My username is taken.
Currently I'm too shallow and self-absorbed to pick another.
It's my freaking name, and either someone stole it or they have stupid minimum length requirements.
(white-fonted)
edit: Wait! No! I have discovered I could be more shallow and self-absorbed. I registered as itamoon.
erikaj:
I'll never understand math porn.
Am-ChauY Yarkona:
I never understood maths at all.
erikaj:
Me either. This is why I hoping "math porn" will not catch on. Cause, let's face it, my love life is going to be difficult enough, what with the whole "Next time bring the FANGS..." thing.
erikaj: But who gives an uncoordinated kid a red drink as you drive over RR tracks? Who?
Kristen: I'm putting this on my Amazon.com Wish List. And my Christmas list. And my New Year's Resolution. And...
Billytea: You're going to have some explaining to do with your mother...
ita: I sift for cakes, but not for bread or cookies. I also whisk for cakes (with my Kitchenaid). When I'm totally on fire, I sift before measuring. If the obsession takes over, I sift before weighing.
Vortex, I think you need Matt's starting comment for that to make sense:
Matt: Ugh. No. More. Babies!
snerk! oh, you're right!
Carb porn in Bitches:
PMM: AU/Het/Chall./Upper-end R/Part 1 of a series.
Hec: gets out decoder ring...
Steph L.: Alternate Universe/Heterophony/Challah bread/Upper-end Rivets/Part...
(Heh. Bread porn. Challah/Sourdough 4Evah!)
PMM: Steph, that decoder is broken.
Steph: I stand by my hope for bread porn.
PMM: Dude, I don't even mention bread in this, but perhaps I can work it in to the next one.
Or I can have Bagel/Challah.
Steph: No, man -- Bagel/Challah is creepy and stalkerish.
Challah/Sourdough 4Eva!!1!
PMM: Please. OTP.
Steph: You could not be more wrong if you tried.
Am-Chau: Don't be silly. Muffin/Bagel4Evah!
Trudy: See now, Pita/Challah you get into some real cross-cultural angst as well as hot, hot, desert sex.
Throw in powdered sugar and it's dessert sex. THEN you have a party.
flea, in Natter:
I spent a whole day last week with the Hawaii-Somewhere-Over-The-Rainbow-Dr.-Green-Is-Dying theme song in my head. But that was only because I was worried I had a brain tumor. It was a nice kind of oh-well-i'll-go-to-Hawaii-to-die worry.
Shawn, in Natter:
Catherine Zeta-Jones, I have told you repeatedly to STOP HEXING MY PHONE!