In Minearverse:
Allyson: I'm watching because this is the one where Adam Baldwin reveals the tattoo of Bill Clinton on his left asscheek.
amych: What? Not his right asscheek?
Kalshane: It's Clinton. He's always on the left.
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
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beathen - Jul 13, 2005 12:02:52 pm PDT #7836 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
JenP - Jul 13, 2005 12:21:05 pm PDT #7837 of 10000
(cont...)
It's Clinton. He's always on the left.joe boucher: Only according to conservatives. He's a committed centrist, which means that proper tattoo location would confirm what his detractors have always thought: Clinton's an...
Topic!Cindy: avel
Vortex - Jul 13, 2005 12:59:49 pm PDT #7838 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
and not just because it's about my busom
Vortex: if the future Mr. Vortex (wherever the hell he is) has a family or cultural tradition of a money dance, I'll be uncomfortable with it, but I'll do it. I might draw the line at the pinning of money, though. How about a nice basket?
Steph L.: Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
David S: I might have to dive in and find some change.
Steph L: Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
DavidS: She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
Steph L.: I figured that was a foregone conclusion.
Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
Ita: Wouldn't that be more properly the Vortex Nuptual Hooternanny?
Aimee: Hootermammaries?
DavidS.: Hooter Nanny.
Hmmm.
Boob Caddy.
John Sweden:
Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
We're talking about the same Vortex, right? I mean, wouldn't there be a ceremonial Squishy receiving line? How would the guests get their glitter applied otherwise?
evil jimi - Jul 13, 2005 2:02:40 pm PDT #7839 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Topic!Cindy "Coffee On My Monitor" Jul 13, 2005 8:24:27 am PDT
FTR it should be noted that this is originally a line from The Young Ones
libkitty - Jul 13, 2005 4:25:04 pm PDT #7840 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Fay, in Bitches, on driving in Egypt:
God is responsible for your safety. You are not. (This includes the safety of your children. By all means, chat on the phone while overtaking a large truck and bouncing your infant son on your lap, neither of you wearing seatbelts. God will be your airbag. Beeping will amuse your infant son.)
Theodosia - Jul 14, 2005 8:35:55 am PDT #7841 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W.:
People just never, ever learn that fighting the last war is a bad idea, do they? Is it just me, or does all this obsession over airplane security to the exclusion of all else feel like the Maginot Line of anti-terrorist efforts?
bon bon - Jul 14, 2005 9:20:28 am PDT #7842 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
For some reason, Jesse cracks me up:
I'm still shocked every time I see a tattoo parlor in MA. In my day, we kept that kind of sinning in New Hampshire, where it belongs!
ChiKat - Jul 14, 2005 9:21:33 am PDT #7843 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches, re: Walt Whitman poetry:
libkitty: Nice. Whitman is the best.
Frankenbuddha: I love his samplers.
Jessica - Jul 14, 2005 9:37:53 am PDT #7844 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Homeland Security solved in Natter:
DavidS: Yep. Car bomb pulls up next to a tanker truck filled with Chlorine or something flammable on a bridge or in a tunnel. How ya gonna stop that?
ita: Well, you start by making cars illegal. If that doesn't work, ban bridges or tunnels.
Rick: ita, if bridges are outlawed only outlaws will have bridges.
Tom Scola - Jul 14, 2005 4:06:56 pm PDT #7845 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
billytea:
I went speed dating. This is dating where if you talk below fifty words a minute, Dennis Hopper blows you up