But how does she feel about gerunds?
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Scrappy - Jul 11, 2005 9:26:51 am PDT #7821 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Burrell - Jul 11, 2005 8:44:12 pm PDT #7822 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Kristen in Minearverse:
We really shouldn't mock the Scientologists so much.
I mean, does your religion have a forcefield?
Beverly - Jul 12, 2005 8:07:42 am PDT #7823 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Context dilutes the funny. shrift in Natter:
Damn. The juice did not render me blinvisible to the coworkers who made me attend a meeting this morning.
Bad juice. No biscuit.
JZ - Jul 12, 2005 11:40:41 am PDT #7824 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Snerkity:
tommyrot: Yikes. An oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico is now listing 20-30 degrees after the hurricane:
They are clients of ours - I wrote software that was used during the construction of this platform.
DX: Was this the software that was supposed to keep the platform level?
tommyrot: Yeah, I think the function that I wrote that detects the resignation of a Supreme Court justice and then floods one of the ballast tanks was a bad idea.
Kathy A - Jul 12, 2005 9:10:05 pm PDT #7825 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
And Polter-Cow delivers on the bad pun in F2F:
Gus: It is like being Catholic and buying a Papal Bull.
P-C: It's more like a PayPal Bull.
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 10:04:15 pm PDT #7826 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't forget the setup:
Gus: Here is the deal.
I am lowlife scumbag for promising a F2F then wandering off and forgetting my Buffistas.
If you can accept that I am a lowlife scumbag who forgets promises to his Buffistas, and forgive me, I will PayPal you a dollar
Nutty - Jul 13, 2005 4:41:29 am PDT #7827 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
On sequellae to Gladiator:
Polter-Cow:
Will it be called
Friend of Gladiator
?
ita:
Another Gladiator.
Polter-Cow:
I Know What You Did to the Last Gladiator.
Frankenbuddha:
Gladiator 2: Electric Bugaloo.
Gladiator 2: This one's for ita.
Gladiator 2: Hose him down.
D. Griswold:
Gladiator: Bigger, Longer, Prettier
Anne W.:
Gladiator and Gladiatorer
flea - Jul 13, 2005 5:56:31 am PDT #7828 of 10000
information libertarian
And my personal snort moment: Corwood Industries: 2 Glad 2 Iator
Edited - thanks, P-C, because it's actually much funnier, you know, right.
Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 6:06:36 am PDT #7829 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Actually, that was 2 Glad 2 Iator.
Tom Scola - Jul 13, 2005 6:12:24 am PDT #7830 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
In Bitches:
sj: I needs some Goth advice.
Raquel: Black.