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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JZ - Jul 12, 2005 11:40:41 am PDT #7824 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Snerkity:

tommyrot: Yikes. An oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico is now listing 20-30 degrees after the hurricane:

They are clients of ours - I wrote software that was used during the construction of this platform.

DX: Was this the software that was supposed to keep the platform level?

tommyrot: Yeah, I think the function that I wrote that detects the resignation of a Supreme Court justice and then floods one of the ballast tanks was a bad idea.

Kathy A - Jul 12, 2005 9:10:05 pm PDT #7825 of 10000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

And Polter-Cow delivers on the bad pun in F2F:

Gus: It is like being Catholic and buying a Papal Bull.

P-C: It's more like a PayPal Bull.

§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 10:04:15 pm PDT #7826 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget the setup:

Gus: Here is the deal.

I am lowlife scumbag for promising a F2F then wandering off and forgetting my Buffistas.

If you can accept that I am a lowlife scumbag who forgets promises to his Buffistas, and forgive me, I will PayPal you a dollar

Nutty - Jul 13, 2005 4:41:29 am PDT #7827 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

On sequellae to Gladiator:

Polter-Cow: Will it be called Friend of Gladiator ?
ita: Another Gladiator.
Polter-Cow: I Know What You Did to the Last Gladiator.
Frankenbuddha: Gladiator 2: Electric Bugaloo.
Gladiator 2: This one's for ita.
Gladiator 2: Hose him down.
D. Griswold: Gladiator: Bigger, Longer, Prettier
Anne W.: Gladiator and Gladiatorer

flea - Jul 13, 2005 5:56:31 am PDT #7828 of 10000

information libertarian

And my personal snort moment: Corwood Industries: 2 Glad 2 Iator

Edited - thanks, P-C, because it's actually much funnier, you know, right.

Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 6:06:36 am PDT #7829 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Actually, that was 2 Glad 2 Iator.

Tom Scola - Jul 13, 2005 6:12:24 am PDT #7830 of 10000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In Bitches:

sj: I needs some Goth advice.

Raquel: Black.

Topic!Cindy - Jul 13, 2005 6:24:27 am PDT #7831 of 10000

What is even happening?

Gud: The best line I've heard about Rick Santorum is "The 'p' is silent".

Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 6:57:20 am PDT #7832 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Movies --

tommyrot: Keyser Soze is Bruce Wayne's brother.

Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 10:44:31 am PDT #7833 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Gudanov in Natter:

If Jimmy has an apple and adds a negative apple, how many apples does Jimmy have. Answer: The answer is moot as Jimmy has been vaporized.

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