(Emily, I think you're a little too far over to the right of board with that post)
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 8:41:04 am PST #7480 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
juliana - Mar 25, 2005 9:30:25 am PST #7481 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
shrift, in Natter:
Since ita posted the list of Awesomely Bad Songs, I find myself muttering, "Sussu-sussudio mmm mmm thong-th-thong-thong-thong take these broken wings never gonna let you down rrrrrico and she moves and she moves this city on rock and rooooll so I can so I can no way I'm disco dancing it hasn't been your day your week your month or even your butterfly it's been burning since the world's been hey hey hey what's goin' on?"
I'll just go beat my head in with a stapler, shall I?
Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 12:16:36 pm PST #7482 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita:
God:Sting as From A Distance:Every Breath You Take
DCJensen - Mar 25, 2005 4:35:29 pm PST #7483 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
In Bitches:
Steph L (teppy):
Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.
Betsy HP:
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
Jessica:
Depends on where you end up, surely?
Lyra Jane:
Yeah, but the roaming charges will get you either way.
Betsy HP:
It mostly depends on your carrier. There is no AT&T in Hell.
ita:
That's because they overshot their resources creating hell on earth.
Juliana:
No, but there is Verizon. "Can you hear me now?" indeed.
Cass - Mar 27, 2005 11:35:56 pm PST #7484 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in BaBB ...
Dana: Once I reloaded the home page and that slash went away, everything was fine.
msbelle: I always knew slash was a problem.
ita: Who are you, and what have you done with Dana???
Laura: No wonder the board didn't recognize her.
Frankenbuddha: So it was "buffistas.org, now with extra slash"?
I didn't think that was even possible...
Dana: Wow, four posts in a row making fun of me. That might be a record.
JenP - Mar 28, 2005 12:24:15 pm PST #7485 of 10000
Nutty in Boxed Set:
In the real world, it's possible to make somebody a bowl of soup, and still not want to have sex with that person, or even necessarily like him/her very much. That is how funeral buffets work, right?
Topic!Cindy - Mar 29, 2005 5:16:15 am PST #7486 of 10000
What is even happening?
aurelia: Since we are now over 1000 posts into Natter, perhaps it should be changed to The Thread With No Name, or The Thread Which Shall Not Be Named, or It's A Freak Without A Name.
Kristin: Ha! I LOVE "It's a Freak Without a Name".
aurelia: Two for, none against. How many bulls does it take to shit a consensus?
Nicole - Mar 29, 2005 7:10:47 am PST #7487 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Shrift in Natter:
He didn't give me a chance this morning. He just shuffled past, dug in the ashtray for butts, and then hocked a loogie. I stood off to the side behind a pillar, my eyes rolling back and my eyelids fluttering in the universal sign for OMG That's Like So Gross. Unfortunately, according to TV medical dramas, it also seems to be the universal sign for OMG I'm Having A Seizure Call 911.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 29, 2005 7:12:40 am PST #7488 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
HA! I was just coming over to post that very thing.
flea - Mar 29, 2005 7:49:37 am PST #7489 of 10000
information libertarian
I want to post the long cheetah-fu from Natter, but couldn't decide where to start and end, and then I started to wonder if it was really funny or if I just liked it because it mocked my sister (with love) or if I was crazy after reading 700 posts so I didn't.
But, people with free time who like cheetahs, I encourage you.