Spike ,'Selfless'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
shrift, in Natter:
Since ita posted the list of Awesomely Bad Songs, I find myself muttering, "Sussu-sussudio mmm mmm thong-th-thong-thong-thong take these broken wings never gonna let you down rrrrrico and she moves and she moves this city on rock and rooooll so I can so I can no way I'm disco dancing it hasn't been your day your week your month or even your butterfly it's been burning since the world's been hey hey hey what's goin' on?"
I'll just go beat my head in with a stapler, shall I?
ita:
God:Sting as From A Distance:Every Breath You Take
In Bitches:
Steph L (teppy):
Perkins just called me, and unless she's calling from beyond the grave, she's not dead yet.
Betsy HP:
I hear it's really hard to find good cell coverage in the afterlife.
Jessica:
Depends on where you end up, surely?
Lyra Jane:
Yeah, but the roaming charges will get you either way.
Betsy HP:
It mostly depends on your carrier. There is no AT&T in Hell.
ita:
That's because they overshot their resources creating hell on earth.
Juliana:
No, but there is Verizon. "Can you hear me now?" indeed.
in BaBB ...
Dana: Once I reloaded the home page and that slash went away, everything was fine.
msbelle: I always knew slash was a problem.
ita: Who are you, and what have you done with Dana???
Laura: No wonder the board didn't recognize her.
Frankenbuddha: So it was "buffistas.org, now with extra slash"?
I didn't think that was even possible...
Dana: Wow, four posts in a row making fun of me. That might be a record.
Nutty in Boxed Set:
In the real world, it's possible to make somebody a bowl of soup, and still not want to have sex with that person, or even necessarily like him/her very much. That is how funeral buffets work, right?
aurelia: Since we are now over 1000 posts into Natter, perhaps it should be changed to The Thread With No Name, or The Thread Which Shall Not Be Named, or It's A Freak Without A Name.
Kristin: Ha! I LOVE "It's a Freak Without a Name".
aurelia: Two for, none against. How many bulls does it take to shit a consensus?
Shrift in Natter:
He didn't give me a chance this morning. He just shuffled past, dug in the ashtray for butts, and then hocked a loogie. I stood off to the side behind a pillar, my eyes rolling back and my eyelids fluttering in the universal sign for OMG That's Like So Gross. Unfortunately, according to TV medical dramas, it also seems to be the universal sign for OMG I'm Having A Seizure Call 911.
HA! I was just coming over to post that very thing.
I want to post the long cheetah-fu from Natter, but couldn't decide where to start and end, and then I started to wonder if it was really funny or if I just liked it because it mocked my sister (with love) or if I was crazy after reading 700 posts so I didn't.
But, people with free time who like cheetahs, I encourage you.
Natter:
flea: I met Kara and Aidan this weekend, and they were cute. Possibly outcuted by the river otter, but I am well known for my susceptibility to the otter kind. But then, the otter didn't put its hand trustingly in mine or play with my daughter.
amych: I think we've finally isolated the exact moment of fatal cute explosion.
[Edit: it's the combination of the cute and the snark and the otter, I guess. As well as the image of an otter putting its hand (or whatever an otter will treat as a hand) in flea's]