Hee! Funniest COMM In weeks.
This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erikaj - Mar 23, 2005 9:06:39 am PST #7462 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Aims - Mar 23, 2005 9:10:54 am PST #7463 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Bitches:
Betsy: My official birth certificate turned out not to have the time of birth. They only put the time of birth on the copy they give the mother in Kansas. Fortunately, my mother was able to hunt up that one.
Brenda: That's awful, Betsy. What if the mother isn't around or can't locate her copy? Condemning a poor, innocent child to a lifetime of inaccurate horoscopes.
Betsy: I know. I think I'll ask Tom DeLay to pass a law.
erinaceous - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:46 am PST #7464 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
tommyrot in Music:
The Six Million Dollar Man should have had a Byronic arm.
Beverly - Mar 23, 2005 3:32:11 pm PST #7465 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Yes, it may be a first. A COMM from Bureaucrazy.
Jesse: What could be better than a Jesus joke for Easter?
Aimee: Singing "If I Had a Hammer" in church on Friday.
SailAweigh - Mar 23, 2005 4:42:29 pm PST #7466 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches:
vw bug
See, I'm toying with a minor.
Aimee
You're gonna go to jail for that.
Cashmere
Not if you're Michael Jackson.
Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2005 5:29:38 pm PST #7467 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yes, it may be a first. A COMM from Bureaucrazy.
Oh, I'm fairly certain it's not the first.
Actually, I know it's not the first. Just a few days ago, the name-changing Stompy business was in here.
tiggy - Mar 23, 2005 5:37:30 pm PST #7468 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
from Minearverse:
Allyson: If I were president of Fox, I would advertise a few of my fave fall shows by having the announcer say, "We're showing ALL 22 episodes...that's right, no story interruptus. A whole season, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the WHOLE SEASON."
Kristen: I still love your "We're not going to cancel this one," campaign idea.
Allyson: Vote for me for President of Fox!
Kristen: VOTE FOR ALLYSON!
She'll air all your episodes in order.
Allyson: I think if you add, "for Jesus" to the end of all the slogans, we'll do much better in the Red States.
Kristen: We just need to find some guy named Jesus. Then we can have one of those, "I'm Jesus and I support this message," thing-ys at the end.
Alibelle - Mar 23, 2005 8:55:55 pm PST #7469 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
In Movies, during the quote extravaganza:
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 10:14:11 am PST #666 of 971 Mark Block I WISH I had some root and a husband. -- bon bon
Who's down with G-O-D???
Jessica - Mar 24, 2005 5:41:43 am PST #7470 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Who's down with G-O-D???
Isn't this from Saved?
beathen - Mar 24, 2005 5:45:22 am PST #7471 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Yes. Pastor Skip says the line when he's addressing the student body.