And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Connie Neil - Jan 26, 2005 10:34:34 am PST #7224 of 10000
brillig

Gudanov, in Bitches, confusing the badger-song people and immortalizing thedays of the great potato herds.

Peelin', Peelin', Peelin'
Peelin', Peelin', Peelin'
Peelin', Peelin', Peelin'
Peelin', Peelin', Peelin'
French Fry!

Peelin', Peelin', Peelin'
Though the fryers are steaming
Keep them taters Peelin'
French Fry!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
French Fry
Count 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, count 'em out,
Count 'em out, ride 'em in
French Fry!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 26, 2005 4:58:18 pm PST #7225 of 10000
What is even happening?

Allyson: The thing that makes me most want to bust Heinlen in the teeth is the smarmy way he covers up the fact that all he wants to do is fuck and not pay taxes by pretending to be a great philosopher.

WhatEV, Bob. If you want to hump your in-laws, that's cool. Just don't try to tell me it's an important part of a great libertarian utopia that is of course the right way to go. But no, you're not serious, you just want me to think, but I can't really think Bob, when of course all I want to do is marry into your family and carry your seed, as is my role.

Silly me. *gigglelolomigod*

Allyson (upon reflecting): Wow. I wonder if I've transferred a portion of my Dubya hate to Heinlen, because I found it so impossible to hate someone so much that I had to wring out the excess onto Heinlen.


ChiKat - Jan 27, 2005 5:34:59 am PST #7226 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Bitches:

Cass:Watching victor and thessally read their poems. Fabulous. The coffee at the coffee place. Fabulous. The decision not to order decaf. Might have had me all awake for the drive home, but me still awake now so only marginally fabulous.

Still... Tonight's insomnia was worth it. I just tapped Ambien to come into the ring and it's gonna be quite the battle tonight in Cass' brain. Ammmmmbien versus cafffffffffiend. They've got costumes too.


Calli - Jan 27, 2005 6:05:49 am PST #7227 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Movies:

ita: but then remembered I was insane, and shouldn't encourage myself.


beathen - Jan 28, 2005 9:41:05 am PST #7228 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

connie neil in Bitches rejoices at the non-cloudy view:

YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS!

And don't you know that mountains hate being caught doing stuff like that when the clouds move without warning. It's like, "Oh! Humans! Nothing to see here, look over there. Hey, what's that in the lake!" But granite can't do subtle.


Lyra Jane - Jan 28, 2005 12:18:53 pm PST #7229 of 10000
Up with the sun

Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse:

I think Amélie is the only movie that lived up to its "she'll change your life" promise, and even then the effect was limited to the decor of my bedroom.


Pix - Jan 28, 2005 6:31:39 pm PST #7230 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

the problem with asking the Buffistas for advice (in Natter):

Nonian: Are there any easy ways to get gasoline smell off your hands?

NoiseDesign: Belt sander.

Nonian: Okay, I'll go fire it up. But once I'm done, what do I do with my bleeding fingertips?

Polter-Cow: Tell everyone your new guitar is hell.

NoiseDesign: Hydrogen peroxide.

Nonian: You people are funny but not very helpful.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2005 6:51:19 am PST #7231 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter:

Allibelle :

I'm not sure what you people are talking about with these painted anorexic critters that do drugs.

aurelia :

Are we still talking about Mischa Barton?


DCJensen - Jan 29, 2005 2:47:26 pm PST #7232 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Topic!Cindy, in Bitches:

Oh well, these cats aren't going to stack themselves.


Cass - Jan 29, 2005 5:50:20 pm PST #7233 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches

Polter-Cow: I just ate a chocolate-covered cricket.

brenda m: On purpose?