Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been listening.

'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 26, 2005 4:58:18 pm PST #7225 of 10000
What is even happening?

Allyson: The thing that makes me most want to bust Heinlen in the teeth is the smarmy way he covers up the fact that all he wants to do is fuck and not pay taxes by pretending to be a great philosopher.

WhatEV, Bob. If you want to hump your in-laws, that's cool. Just don't try to tell me it's an important part of a great libertarian utopia that is of course the right way to go. But no, you're not serious, you just want me to think, but I can't really think Bob, when of course all I want to do is marry into your family and carry your seed, as is my role.

Silly me. *gigglelolomigod*

Allyson (upon reflecting): Wow. I wonder if I've transferred a portion of my Dubya hate to Heinlen, because I found it so impossible to hate someone so much that I had to wring out the excess onto Heinlen.


ChiKat - Jan 27, 2005 5:34:59 am PST #7226 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Bitches:

Cass:Watching victor and thessally read their poems. Fabulous. The coffee at the coffee place. Fabulous. The decision not to order decaf. Might have had me all awake for the drive home, but me still awake now so only marginally fabulous.

Still... Tonight's insomnia was worth it. I just tapped Ambien to come into the ring and it's gonna be quite the battle tonight in Cass' brain. Ammmmmbien versus cafffffffffiend. They've got costumes too.


Calli - Jan 27, 2005 6:05:49 am PST #7227 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Movies:

ita: but then remembered I was insane, and shouldn't encourage myself.


beathen - Jan 28, 2005 9:41:05 am PST #7228 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

connie neil in Bitches rejoices at the non-cloudy view:

YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS!

And don't you know that mountains hate being caught doing stuff like that when the clouds move without warning. It's like, "Oh! Humans! Nothing to see here, look over there. Hey, what's that in the lake!" But granite can't do subtle.


Lyra Jane - Jan 28, 2005 12:18:53 pm PST #7229 of 10000
Up with the sun

Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse:

I think Amélie is the only movie that lived up to its "she'll change your life" promise, and even then the effect was limited to the decor of my bedroom.


Pix - Jan 28, 2005 6:31:39 pm PST #7230 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

the problem with asking the Buffistas for advice (in Natter):

Nonian: Are there any easy ways to get gasoline smell off your hands?

NoiseDesign: Belt sander.

Nonian: Okay, I'll go fire it up. But once I'm done, what do I do with my bleeding fingertips?

Polter-Cow: Tell everyone your new guitar is hell.

NoiseDesign: Hydrogen peroxide.

Nonian: You people are funny but not very helpful.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2005 6:51:19 am PST #7231 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter:

Allibelle :

I'm not sure what you people are talking about with these painted anorexic critters that do drugs.

aurelia :

Are we still talking about Mischa Barton?


DCJensen - Jan 29, 2005 2:47:26 pm PST #7232 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Topic!Cindy, in Bitches:

Oh well, these cats aren't going to stack themselves.


Cass - Jan 29, 2005 5:50:20 pm PST #7233 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches

Polter-Cow: I just ate a chocolate-covered cricket.

brenda m: On purpose?


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2005 7:00:20 pm PST #7234 of 10000
brillig

In Bitches

Daniel C. Jensen

According to the British parents' organization Bullywatch, which issued blue wristbands to students to publicize the campaign against school bullying, any kid wearing the wristbands was immediately targeted for attack by bullies

DebetEsse

Well, yeah.

Cashmere

Color me not surprised.

ita

I'm disappointed. The bullies should co opt the blue wristbands as their gang colours.

That would be cool.

DavidS

You're exhibiting a little more simpatico with the bullies than I think is rightly proper. Also, they lack your imagination.

ita

For that, I quash my simpatico.

Louts. Louts with no flair, or sense of irony.

DavidS

So your prefer a more stylish lout? You like your goons with some panache?

ita

You didn't think I was in it for the brutality alone, surely?

DavidS

Oh, no. You clearly need a gang that looks and works sort of like your Krav security detail.

Cashmere

ita has nailed why I like hockey. Hitting guys. Boring. Hitting guys while skating. Speed and grace punctuated by violence.

ita

Except they have these great big knives they so rarely use. It makes me tense.

DavidS

I was just talking about the virtues of Kung Fu ice skating yesterday.