Can we get through the first day of winter in the Northern Hemisphere without immortalizing Tom Scola's tagline?
Stupid Earth! Start tilting towards the Sun! [Kicks Earth]
(ETA: Obviously not....)
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2004 3:43:42 am PST #7072 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Megan E. - Dec 21, 2004 5:26:48 am PST #7073 of 10000
TomW:
There's an American Pie Council? Promoting pie must be the easiest job in the world! I want that job!
Me: "For our next campaign, I'm thinking... a picture of a pie, with the slogan: PIE!"
Representative of 'Big Pie': "I love it! Here's a large sack of money and the first of many complimentary pies!"
Me: "Mmm, blueberry caramel..."
Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2004 5:50:06 am PST #7074 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Big Pie, hee!
Cashmere - Dec 21, 2004 7:00:53 am PST #7075 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ah, Christmas carols in Natter:
Betsy HP
I like the really old English songs, the ones about getting blotto on cider and holly trees and suchlike.
TomW
We are a simple folk. We sing, we dance, we drink, we puke in a holly bush.
DCJensen - Dec 21, 2004 8:13:02 am PST #7076 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
UTTAD, in Natter:
Two of my mates had a kid last year, so this was my first time I've watched a baby grow up close at hand. The first time he said "apple" I couldn't've been more surprised if my cat said it.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 22, 2004 12:35:55 am PST #7077 of 10000
What is even happening?
Rio: Um, I've already mentioned this in Music and Natter, so I may as well make a big fucking thing about it. I'm getting married.
In bigger news: still cute.
...
(new COMM)
Nora: I was under the impression that if you 3 (+dogs) weren't going she'd be all by herself, alone in a dark room, listening to Leonard Coen, bourbon bottle in one hand, whisky bottle in the other.
brenda: Now that's Christmas.
DXMachina - Dec 22, 2004 5:45:03 am PST #7078 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Deena, in Goodbye and Good Riddance: My secret santa gift is going to be delayed going out because Kara stole part of it yesterday and I have yet to find it.
Betsy HP - Dec 22, 2004 9:20:12 am PST #7079 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cashmere:
Allyson, every cat deserves a theme song like that. My cat's would go something like this:
Oooooooswald, the evil little kitty
Oooooooswald, he likes to bite my toes and trip me
What the fuck ever possessed me to get another cat
Atropa - Dec 23, 2004 9:45:04 am PST #7080 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
ita, in Natter:
I understand now I will never be the homemaker that my mother is. Which is fair, since she can't kick people in the head.
Pix - Dec 23, 2004 12:28:39 pm PST #7081 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Fay in F2F:
A Very Buffista Carol
Sprin-kle glitter on accountants falalalala-lala-la-la
Dress them up in shiny gold pants falalalala-lala-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel falalalala-lala-la-la
Yowl the ancient Troll God's carol falalalala-lala-la-la
See the fanfic challenge before us falalalala-lala-la-la
Gird your loins and join the porners falalalala-lala-la-la
Forget the roast and post at leisure falalalala-lala-la-la
Buffistas are true Yule-tide pleasure falalalala-lala-la-la
Our 5x5 True Faith unites us falalalala-lala-la-la
An Angel with dark wings delights us falalalala-lala-la-la
Join we now brothers and sisters falalalala-lala-la-la
Internet family: Buffistas! falalalala-lala-la-la