Gunn ,'Just Rewards (2)'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
TomW:
There's an American Pie Council? Promoting pie must be the easiest job in the world! I want that job!
Me: "For our next campaign, I'm thinking... a picture of a pie, with the slogan: PIE!"
Representative of 'Big Pie': "I love it! Here's a large sack of money and the first of many complimentary pies!"
Me: "Mmm, blueberry caramel..."
Big Pie, hee!
Ah, Christmas carols in Natter:
Betsy HP
I like the really old English songs, the ones about getting blotto on cider and holly trees and suchlike.
TomW
We are a simple folk. We sing, we dance, we drink, we puke in a holly bush.
UTTAD, in Natter:
Two of my mates had a kid last year, so this was my first time I've watched a baby grow up close at hand. The first time he said "apple" I couldn't've been more surprised if my cat said it.
Rio: Um, I've already mentioned this in Music and Natter, so I may as well make a big fucking thing about it. I'm getting married.
In bigger news: still cute.
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(new COMM)
Nora: I was under the impression that if you 3 (+dogs) weren't going she'd be all by herself, alone in a dark room, listening to Leonard Coen, bourbon bottle in one hand, whisky bottle in the other.
brenda: Now that's Christmas.
Deena, in Goodbye and Good Riddance: My secret santa gift is going to be delayed going out because Kara stole part of it yesterday and I have yet to find it.
Cashmere:
Allyson, every cat deserves a theme song like that. My cat's would go something like this:
Oooooooswald, the evil little kitty
Oooooooswald, he likes to bite my toes and trip me
What the fuck ever possessed me to get another cat
ita, in Natter:
I understand now I will never be the homemaker that my mother is. Which is fair, since she can't kick people in the head.
Fay in F2F:
A Very Buffista Carol
Sprin-kle glitter on accountants falalalala-lala-la-la
Dress them up in shiny gold pants falalalala-lala-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel falalalala-lala-la-la
Yowl the ancient Troll God's carol falalalala-lala-la-la
See the fanfic challenge before us falalalala-lala-la-la
Gird your loins and join the porners falalalala-lala-la-la
Forget the roast and post at leisure falalalala-lala-la-la
Buffistas are true Yule-tide pleasure falalalala-lala-la-la
Our 5x5 True Faith unites us falalalala-lala-la-la
An Angel with dark wings delights us falalalala-lala-la-la
Join we now brothers and sisters falalalala-lala-la-la
Internet family: Buffistas! falalalala-lala-la-la
In Natter:
The Partyman:
Just burnt eggs. Not the best omen.
Daniel C. Jensen:
Only if they are all in one basket.
Then again, cooking eggs in the basket isn't such a good idea.
Unless it's a metal basket like the woman finds in her clothes dryer in that Energizer commercial, and you are boiling them in water, then it might be practical. But remember to use a pot holder, because heat transmits up into the metal handle and it could burn.