Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kat - Nov 06, 2002 12:11:47 am PST #702 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Alibelle in Natter: (Cause all cheese references make me laugh...)

One of my professors said that the Greeks believed eating cheese before bed would bring nightmares. I guess that's what truly explains "Restless."


Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2002 12:29:13 am PST #703 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: I'm in first class on this plane to hell. ANd the warm towels are fucking great!!!!


Theodosia - Nov 06, 2002 5:10:07 am PST #704 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Micole, in Buffy:

Am I going to the special hell for thinking that Dawn had a really nice (and curvy!) butt? Is it still hell if Willow and Xander are there with me?


Sue - Nov 06, 2002 5:52:13 am PST #705 of 10000
hip deep in pie

I like the Jazz, Connie, only because they used to be my only hope to beat the Bulls. And hey, they're the geeks of the NBA!


katefate - Nov 06, 2002 6:26:39 am PST #706 of 10000
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

sarameg in 'Buffy:'

tyoinh with fingers iver my eues!!!! Gahhhhh! Dahhhh@!

Gaaaaaaahhhhh!


Nutty - Nov 06, 2002 7:56:23 am PST #707 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Pinwiz, in Natter:

Fuck it. I'm just getting drunk. [...]

(EDIT: Okay, I'm halfway there. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BLUE MAN GROUP? TOTAL RIP-OFF OF THE SMURFS!!!)


Anne W. - Nov 06, 2002 9:25:26 am PST #708 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Madrigal, in NAFDA (non spoilery):

it brought to mind working on a HS literary magazine where we of the poetry submissions we got, 75% or more were about suicide, and of those 99% were so craptacular we wanted to start a pens for pills exchange program.


Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 9:57:11 am PST #709 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Madrigal, in Firefly (still non-spoilery)

I'm imagining a phone interview:

Allyson: So are you naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Well, then would you mind getting naked?
AT: No. Aren't you going to ask me about the show?
Allyson: Yeah, yeah, outer space, westerns, metaphors, great portrayal of a marriage, fully-developed female characters, and can I just pretend you're naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Can I at the very least lie and tell people that you were naked?
AT: Tim warned me about you people. Why oh why didn't I listen?


Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 10:11:57 am PST #710 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Sarameg during a watch-and-post in NAFDA, yet still unspoilery:

tyoinh with fingers iver my eues!!!! Gahhhhh! Dahhhh@!


Jon B. - Nov 06, 2002 10:14:49 am PST #711 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The COMM so nice, we quoted it twice!